I bring you a penny you give me a toaster!

After being a member of this boards for almost two years I’ve finally brought someone else over to the dark side. I would like to introduce everybody to my very good friend misshornypenny. After talking about the boards enough around her, she probably got sick of hearing about it and decided to join to shut me up.

Well guess what? It didn’t work. Now she’ll just actually know what threads I’m talking about when I mention something board related.:slight_smile:

So come on everybody, say hi to misshornypenny!

Oh! Yeah! Where’s my damn toaster?

Would you settle for a toast?

Only if it’s nonalcoholic;) (fizzy and penny are both underage)

Toasters are only for successful recruitment into the gay community. If you’ve just brought penny out of the closet, then I can teach her the secret handshake, get her her membership guidebook, and I’ll call the head office to see about a toaster for you.

(Though they are a little bogged down now celebrating all the fab weddings in Canada, so they may just send a box of crackers for now.)

Gah! Where ARE my manners?

Welcome misshornypenny!

(Er, to the SDMB as well as the “family”… :wink: )

Hi misshornypenny. Be welcome, enjoy your stay.

hello!

I’ll expect that handbook any day now. And is it one pinky link or two?

Thanks for the warm intro Fizzy. :slight_smile:

Welcome! Love the user name.

Thanks! Its a nod to ‘Keen Eddie.’ It was a fantastic TV show that didn’t last very long on FOX. It was replaced my ‘The OC.’