http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/mary1777/interdependence.htm
Too needy? Pshaw!
If this site wasn’t so extensive, I’d think it was fake. This is sooooo odd. The funny thing is, she’s titled the html file “Interdepedance” instead of the more-correct form of “Gaping Black Hole of Neediness.”
How long has this been around? My prediction - The Lunch Lady, The Hampster Dance, Mahir, and now…There’s Something Incredibly Psychotic About Mary.
Great voice Jimmy, will you marry me ? I don’t think my husband would mind, much.
The message you left would have been better if you had started it by saying, Hello, this is Jimmy Nipples though.
Good God, Jimmy Nipples, do you not understand!!
First off you need to read all her shit!:
If you’re really interested in me, you need to keep calling me back until you reach me. Even though I’d love to talk with you (if you think we may be right for each other and if you’ve read my site), I want you to show me that you’ll do as I ask and, until after we might have begun dating, never leave a message on my answering machine asking me to call you back.
Have you read her site? If you are serious about this you MUST follow her instructions and GET HER ON THE PHONE! -I’m not saying you have to marry her but…-
;You submisive bastard.;
Mis-posted this to the older “Would you date” thread
My favorite part of the site.
“Though I like to defer to a man’s preferences a lot when I want to, I’m looking for a chivalrous man who’ll defer to me when I need him to, a man who’ll see me as the ultimate authority in our relationship. I’m not into fetish. I’m not into BDSM, and I’m not a part of the domination and submission scene in any way (except that I may place some of my personal ads in that community since there seems to be no community where I do fit). I’m not into pain, punishment, bondage, or humiliation. I’m a sweet dominant woman. I’m gentle, romantic, and wise; and I have the highest values. You can learn a lot more about the kind of dominant princess I am by reading my article on chivalry. I’ve also written several other articles to help you get to know me better.”
“Anal” does not even begin to describe this woman.
I’m sorry guys and gals…I’m used to dealing with high quality wavs and such. I thot I mp3ed it. I did, but,I guess I grabbed the original wav instead of the mp3 version.
I’ll call her back until I get her in person.
I’ll reduce the sample rate, and I’ll mp3 it this time.
I’m using a 'net “filing cabinet” that MSN(Hotmail) offers…is there a more reliable place to hang sound files on the net? That place is pretty flakey.
Thx for the nice words about my voice. Christ, I hope I don’t have a “radio voice”. Thats quite insulting to prima donna guy like myself.
I’ll call here tomorrow. My shift is over and I’m tired.
My time slot is 5:30a-to 10a weekdays.
The best part of her outgoing message is “I’m home more than I’m not.” Um…I wouldn’t admit that to potential suitors. Then again, I’m not a nutcase like ol’ Mare.
Jimmy, if you ever DO get in touch with her, ask her how the hell she already has kids. I want to know who the poor schmoe who did the dirty with her is.
She’s been married three times; the second and third husbands divorced her. She doesn’t really say what happened to the first, I suspect suicide.
I called Mary again this morning. I got her machine again, but I left a different kind of message this time.
I changed the sample rate from 44khz to 11khz, but I guess all of our machines are configged to mp3 only 44khz files.
I winzipped this one. It’s still 2.3 megs…zipped and at 11khz??? 1:21 minutes long.
http://communities.msn.com/JimmyNipplesSoundClipPage/files.dca
Click on the “Morning Show Clips” and look for mary2.wav
Sailor (and others) Please teach me your compression techniques!!!
There you go…let me know what you think.
Hmmm…sounds like you were playing with “little Jimmy” when you left that message.
Very funny!
Since he’s not following her orders, shouldn’t that more correctly be “You *non-*submissive bastard.”?
Fenris