Why the hell shouldn’t I be flamed.
Abner, are you wanting to be flamed??
I don’t do THAT kinda thing, but I’ll try to think of one since it looks like you’re a night owl too…um,
(in a stern mom voice…)
“Abner, you ornery monkey, go to bed!!”
Is that okay???
“Consider it a challenge…”
Because you haven’t said anything in the “schmuck” category.
Marge: Your father is… resting.
Bart: “Resting” hung over? “Resting” got fired? Help me out here.
If 4,000 members all posted threads introducing themselves when they joined, this would be the most annoying MB in the history of the world.
hello im bj0rn, the grammar monster and slayer of american traditions. my father is a volcano and my mother is a geyser. i eat cod and rape non-viking women when im not posting on here. im just the typical viking posting from the past. if you have any problems with thy enemies do not hesitate to ask me to help, ill be sure to do nothing at all but enjoy the violence and flaming.
pleased to screen you
bj0rn - viking person
Abner Normal, please check in here before posting again. Thank you and have a nice day.
Uhh, bj0rn, I hate to have to point this out, but mosquitos (particularly Icelandic mosquitos) do not carry malaria and so are incapable of slaying anyone. You only qualify as an irritant.
Tom~
Abner said
OK, you suck. Go felch a FORMERAGENT.
Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?
Ok, I’ll give it a shot.
Because apparently, your local one-room schoolhouse burned down before they got to page three of the grammar book, where you would have learned how to end questions with that funny-looking curved thing called a “question mark.”
Because, you flabby-armed couch potato, you got too tired hefting the remote to flip between the vacuousness of Rosie O’Donnell and the heady potential of violence in Jerry freakin’ Springer to manage to hit the period key a third time to make an elipsis that a goddamned third grader would recognize as correct. Either that, or you intended your topic heading to be a sentence in its own right and you got so overwhelmed with geting a subject and not one, not two, but a glorious three predicates in a row that you had some sort of orgiastic frenzy and hit the period key repeatedly in some kind of trembling ecstacy.
Because your question is poorly phrased, suggesting that English is not your native tongue; a tongue which itself probably hangs droopingly from your mouth-breather’s jaw and drips saliva all over those cheap polyester pants that looked so stylish to you in the local Wal-Mart bargain bin. The ambiguity you have posed is tantalizingly opaque: have you presumed that you should be flamed and are looking for us to ferret out from your incredibly insightful 15-word masterpiece reasons why you should be spared? Or did you intend to ask “why should I be flamed,” since you appear to believe that not introducing yourself is sufficient insurance against needless vitriol and ad-hominem attacks against you here in the Pit? Sharpen up, you miserable blob of protoplasm, or you’re a prime candidate for abduction and anal probing by the next passel of wayward aliens to scoot through your inbred little corner of Appalaichia.
Happy now?
And because it’s obvious you’ve been here before and have a gripe.
Once again, Doctor Fidelius’ First Law of Posting ™ holds true. If you want to be taken seriously, post something serious. How tough is that?
-andros-
Ahh…got that over with.
Does that mean I’m accepted?
Do meaningless posts count?
No, it does not mean you’re accepted - keep at it and maybe, just maybe, you’ll prove yourself worthy. As for meaningless posts counting…Gawd, have you done any lurking at all? Have you not noticed the teeming thousands who post meaningless posts just to get their count up so they can brag about it?
OF COURSE MEANINGLESS POSTS COUNT!
Geez…
NO SMILING IN THE PIT, BUTT-PLUG!
Yer pal,
Satan
butt-plug?
you mean he has gas problems?
bj0rn - eh?
uh…sorry tomh, we dont have mosquitoes here in iceland, thats why they dont carry malaria…uh…i mean thats why they dont, have mal…fu** that. excuse me while i go burn down macdonalds
bj0rn - im not a pyromaniac, im just a volcano
Was I the only one who looked at the title of this thread and read. . .
“I came in, did not intoxicate myself, posted…”?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Yes.
Andros…
Good one! Concise and to the point!
<h6>This is getting to easy!</h6>
“Tell me and I’ll forget; Show me and
I may remember; Involve me and I’ll
understand.” - Old Chinese Proverb
No self-respecting mosquito would be caught dead in Iceland.