Didn’t I see your photo on amazon.com?
Nice ads on that page!
Ah yes, there she is, if anyone can get me contact info it would be much appreciated.
So, what I’m getting from you is that she’s inscrutable and therefore likely inscrewable. Shame. 
I bet she has a really nice pussy.
OH! The Shana Logic girl!
Maybe- oh, I dunno- ASK THE SHANA LOGIC SITE?
Oh, they have cute stuff on that site. I’m on their mailing list. I don’t think you can order the cute asian model, though. Too bad.
So, he wants to date this commercial actress, or whatever she is, and people are giving him advice? It’s all a giant whoosh?
If you do get crushes on Asian girls in real life, for the love of Og do not
-Try to guess what country/region she’s from then assume she’s actually interested in talking about her/her parent’s home country
-Try out a few words of Thai, Mandarin, whatever, especially curse words
-Go on and on about how either you ‘Always fall for Asian chicks’ or ‘Rarely fall for Asian girls’ or ‘Asian girls always [fill in the blank].’
Try to make her feel like you’re not a fetishist and actually think she’s pretty and interesting by herself, rather than just another Geisha/Dominatrix fantasy with a petite body and almond eyes. It gets real old real fast. And ends way too often with the girls being the ‘last stop’ to Gaytown.
Slashing tires is no good.
Curse you ‘Run Flat’ tires!
I’m glad to see there’s sadder people out there than me.
BBS2K did you ever have a crush on Bugs Bunny when Bugs Bunny dressed as a girl?
For cryin out loud, grow some nuts already.
Well, the way I see it, there’s got to be at least a few billion more of them around, so if this one doesn’t pan out, you’ve got lots more to choose from.
Those flame haired alabaster-with-freckles colleens, on the other hand…
Make a V with your index and middle finger and rapidly flick your tongue between the fingers while making a “lalala” noise.
Chicks dig that.
Asian girls respond better to that if you go “rarara.”
d&r 
I will ask my wife tonight which she prefers (she being a hot Asian chick and all).
Casually strike up a conversation with her, but don’t do it while you are drunk on a bicycle and then follow her around so that she has to cross the street to get away from a creepy weirdo who’s drunk in the middle of the afternoon. I hate it when that happens.
Also don’t approach her while carrying a stuffed animal and ask her if she wants to see your sex toys. This approach doesn’t work too well either. Both these things happened to me on the same day within the same 10 minutes.
Hey, I wasn’t drunk. That was an adverse reaction to my allergy medicine. :mad:
Let us know how that works out for you. The sleeping on the couch thing, I mean.
Nah… she’ll laugh. This is the woman who sent me an e-mail the other day to remind me, and I quote, to “stop at the glocery store” on the way home.