[QUOTE=Team of Scientists]
Wait, you didn’t fall in love with a chick on TV, did you? My advice: you need to make your first meeting look coincidental. Follow her around for a bit. Take some pictures and arrange a shrine to her on your living room wall. Then, once you know her routine, slash her tires and come to the rescue. You’ll be married in no time.
Be careful, though. We better not see you pitting her in a few weeks for getting a restraining order against you.
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This approach is just fine if you only want to spend the rest of your life with her. If you want to spend eternity with youll need some rope and chloroform. The chloroform is necesary because she wont realize that you two were destined to be together until you’ve both “crossed over”.
Probably just go with the Radical Honesty™ approach. Walk in with your head held high, look her dead in the eye and tell her that even though you know absolutely nothing about her, you want to bang her like a drum because you have cultural preconceptions about “her people”. You should probably waggle your eyebrows suggestively as well.
OT:
We have a lot of Asian folk where I work. I was standing around on break with a few of the guys and they asked me if I ever had an asian boyfriend. I am taller than all of them and said “Nope, but mostly because I’m too tall.” The conversation rapidly descended into a few of them saying just because they are small doesn’t mean they are SMALL…I love interesting cultural exchanges.
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I had that exact same conversation with a friend of mine (an itallian girl, who dated a vietnamese guy). The irony is, not more than two seconds after, her boyfriend walks in and stated quite pitifully, “I feel small.” (cause he was just berated for a poor performance by his superior)
Needless to say, laughter ensued.
As for a cite, I don’t really have one. I’ll tell you what, though. Go into a yahoo chatroom within any asian context and ask for the teenage girls. Let me know what pattern you see with their names (aside from the bouncy caps). =P
Those flame haired alabaster-with-freckles colleens, on the other hand…
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CRAP! I’m a fetish!
FTR: I never excluded dating a guy because he wasn’t taller than me. It’s been my experience that it is THEIR problem that I’m taller than them.
Oooh yeah. I’ve been touched by It baby! I need to be - cared for. Bathe me you hot Ixchel mama! Caress me with your four arms! Bring me to ecstasy with your beautiful tentacles!
Og, I need a cigarette.
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]
So, he wants to date this commercial actress, or whatever she is, and people are giving him advice? It’s all a giant whoosh?
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Not advice, just contact info.
Who hasn’t had a fleeting crush on those frickin’ adorable t-shirt model girls which we see everywhere on the net?
[QUOTE=DocCathode]
Oooh yeah. I’ve been touched by It baby! I need to be - cared for. Bathe me you hot Ixchel mama! Caress me with your four arms! Bring me to ecstasy with your beautiful tentacles!
Og, I need a cigarette.
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I’m a little weirded out. I looked up Ixchel, because I rightly supposed it was the planet that Aunt Beast lived on. I also found out that it was a Mayan goddess. My other name that I use online is SaintMaya, because I studied Mayan culture/writing in college. I had no idea.
But it is nice to know that if I was a large, hairy, tentacled creature, someone would STILL fetishize me…
[QUOTE=Auntbeast]
I’m a little weirded out. I looked up Ixchel, because I rightly supposed it was the planet that Aunt Beast lived on. I also found out that it was a Mayan goddess. My other name that I use online is SaintMaya, because I studied Mayan culture/writing in college. I had no idea.
But it is nice to know that if I was a large, hairy, tentacled creature, someone would STILL fetishize me…
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It would help if you were a guy. Wouldn’t have to be hairy, though. Probably NSFW
Look (but don’t fucking stare) at her eyes and face see if she gives the universal sign of interest.
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This is more out of academic/theoretical interest, seeing as I’m happily married and all, but I seem to have not gotten the universal sign codebook. Perhaps I misplaced it. What is this sign, exactly? I’'m pretty sire it’s not her tackling you and sticking her tongue down your throat. Although that would probably be a good indication too…
[QUOTE=Litoris]
In all seriousness, TokyoPlayer gave some great advice. (By the way, TP, are you azn? cuz I have this thing for azn bois…)
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Damn, I never wanted to be azn until now.
I’m just another slightly overweight, middle aged white man living in Japan, and happily married, but I’ll just pretend that you have a thing for slightly overweight, middle aged white men living in Japan, and I’ll feel better.
As far as the tattoo comment, you’ve got to read her and see if the comment will fly. We were just whooshed this time by BBS but there are a lot of guys who don’t understand the basics. (Using ‘you’ in general, and not for Litoris
There’s three catagories to look at. One, women who are interested in you before meeting you; two, women who are turned off; and three, women who haven’t formed an opinion yet.
The highest success rate is to recognize the signals when a woman is interested. Almost all of the time, they won’t come over and try to pick you up, but they’ll sure let you know. That’s where you have to learn how to read the difference between someone who wants to meet you, and someone whose contacts were bothering her, so she’s taken them out.
The worst changes are the second group, and you’ve got to be damn funny to succeed, and it may not work anyway. The last group is in the middle and that’s where you approach as I mentioned above.
Maybe- oh, I dunno- ASK THE SHANA LOGIC SITE?
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Done.
TokyoPlayer, switch on your private messaging already! This is the second thread in which I would have tried to let you know that I was semi-kidding before you could go off and give a whole lot of good real-life advice.
All girls get hit on regularly.
(says the guy who grew up with sisters)
If she likes you, she’ll respond positively.
If she doesn’t, you’ll still make a group of girls giggle the next three times they bring it up to bust your chops.
You’ve nothing to lose but your pride.
Ask.
Even if you get shot down, you’ll be forgotten a few hit-ons later (usually).
I’ve gotta ask… What’s azn? I assume it’s Asian, but why azn? And boi? Boy? I’m both, but I don’t think I’ve ever identified as azn boi before. Huh.
I’ll use it from now on though, 'cause apparently it makes me cooler.
[QUOTE=trupa]
This is more out of academic/theoretical interest, seeing as I’m happily married and all, but I seem to have not gotten the universal sign codebook. Perhaps I misplaced it. What is this sign, exactly? I’'m pretty sire it’s not her tackling you and sticking her tongue down your throat. Although that would probably be a good indication too…
Excellent advice, btw.
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If I told you that, then I’d have to kill you. If you think magicians keep secrets, you should see what the brotherhood of Nampa Knights (Nampa is Japanese for picking up a woman) do to members who revel the codes. We are sworn to take care of our brothers, including being a wingman in etherspace.
OK, enough of that shit. There are several, actually, but if a woman tilts her head down just a bit, and to the right and looks up at you with her eyes holding yours for at least several seconds, then basically it’s yours to lose.
Women choice the men and communicate in body language. They’ll let you know before you approach them if they like you or not (or are ambivalent) and they’ll let you know how it’s going. The difference in me having sex with 15 women in 10 years and 150+ in 5 was learning the signs. (As well as practice, of course.)
(That’s not a lot of people, an average of less than three a month, although it was bunched up more in spurts.)
There’s this great gal I’ve got to introduce to you. Bring along an extra “c” though.
[QUOTE=Team of Scientists]
Well good luck on your quest, bbs. If it doesn’t work out, FUCK BiITCKES anyway, right?
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You are not helping.
Well folks, it seems I’ve dug myself into another hole here. I started a fanciful “lonely doper” thread with the punchline being that this is of course simply an advertisement model that I’d never meet.
Well, I found her. She’s a 31 year old designer/model living in San Francisco. More details to follow while I figure out what to do.
Being married to one, I can highly recommend Asian ladies. And there are a lot of us farangs (Westerners) who have taken the plunge. Unfortunately, there are also a lot of farangs who have been cleaned out of their life savings, lost their house and then taken another plunge, a literal one, off a high balcony at a Pattaya hotel. Those latter are usually the ones who have not taken their time, but rather have gotten married immediately. (I think 36 hours after first meeting is the record that I know of for a farang/Thai marriage.)
Take your time and see what develops. That’s how it played with my wife and I when we were students back in Hawaii. Also, do you know the nationality of this “Asian chick”? Asia covers a lot of territory, but usually people mean East or Southeast Asia when they say Asia; that’s still a lot of ground. Much advice you may receive about “Asian” girls will be nonsense depending on where she’s from. What goes in Thailand may not in Japan or China, and even inside a country, much will depend on region and other factors. And if you can find out where she’s from, like, say, by asking her, you can go read up on the place and profess a long-standing interest in it.
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer]
If you think magicians keep secrets, you should see what the brotherhood of Nampa Knights . . . do to members who revel the codes.
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If I knew the code, I would revel in it all fucking day!
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000]
Well, I found her. She’s a 31 year old designer/model living in San Francisco. More details to follow while I figure out what to do.
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That’s hilarious (that your attempt at humor got you an unintended result). Good luck figuring out what to do.
