It’ll take more than an overweight, middle aged, probably balding white man to make me feel crappy about my nationality.
Jerkface.
Azn boi = Asian guy in geek speak.
I only use the phrase on teh intarwebs as it is one of my giggle-inducing phrases. The truth is, though, that I adore Asian guys, they’re just so darned adorable – at least the ones I have known. If only I could find a tall Asian guy that my husband would allow me to date…
“azn boi.” It’s rare that a slang expression fills me with such desire to punch its inventor in the face with all the force I can muster.
Why is every geek/chatspeak creation I encounter more horrible than the last?
But not to make you feel sensitive or defensive about it, apparently. What on earth are you going on about? Nobody was trying to make anyone feel crappy about anything. TP’s joke revolved around a (jestful) crush on Litoris - Asianness was peripheral to the issue.
Or maybe you were just playing along, and I’ve been whooshed here. :smack: ← in case
I couldn’t tell either, so I didn’t post. Better you than me. 
I’ve seen “boi” to mean bi, or gay bottom. YMMV.
Send her your picture.
Be polite, but be prepared to be just ignored. The girl has to have a million fan boys, at the very least.
Tris
Hey! don’t try and pin that one on us - blame the AOL’ers/chat/myspace crowd
I have only recently come across “boi” referring to bi or lesbian females. Makes sense, but it’s always just been geek speak to me and always as azn boi.
orinoko – I hope you were playing, because ya know, just because someone has never wanted to be another ethnicity doesn’t mean they dislike that particular ethnicity. I’ve never actually wanted to be Asian, either, but I adore them (the boys and the girls!). Oh, and yeh, almost in a fetishistic way 
Wait, now boi means gay? Possibly? Or bi? I think I’ll just go back to being Asian. I was never that big a fan of the letter Z anyway. Besides, ‘boi’ makes me think it’s like pseudo-French or something and should be pronounced ‘bwa’.
“Boi” being also a Portuguese word for “bull” is, I’m sure, just a happy coincidence…
Remember how I said I owed you a drink next time I’m in town, 'cause last time things got cut short? For some unknown reason, I’ve just thought of what kind of place we should go to…
I’ve got one. He’s six feet tall. But you can’t share. 
Now I am really jealous of you, Anaamika! Not only are you Indian, so you wouldn’t get the stares and comments that I do when wearing saris, but now you also have a tall Asian boy? ARGH! I will trade you my tall blonde/blue-eyed hottie American husband for your tall Asian boy?
he won’t mind, I promise!
Hence the bad guy intro, “It’ll take more than…”
Anyway. It’s not about disliking a particular ethnicity. I have no doubts that TP is fully tolerant of asians, the man lives in Tokyo for Og’s sake. The simple idea that a white male, has only ever wanted to be asian was to pick up on a woman that fancies them is insensitive, at worst. I don’t think TP realizes the degree to which an Asian American male might have to deal with expections regarding the so called American aesthetic first hand. Seriously, take a walk down to the OC and count the asians wearing abercrombie, roxy, and express.
In this very thread about flirting, I offered the following advice,
Litoris responds back with an excellent counter advice:
So, what do I do? Never learn from my mistakes! I then say, in the post you objected too, that essencially I never wanted (liked) this before, you since you’re asking about it, I wish I could change, because you’re hot and horny, so can we fuck?
Since she asked if I was a boy and an Asian, I responded back that I’m white and middle aged. The overweight part was a bonus.If I were bald, instead of just thinning in the back, I would have thrown that in as well.
My wife is Asian, Taiwanese secifically, I’ve leaved in Tokyo / Yokohama for 17 years and two years in Kyushu. It would be really stupid of me to live somewhere that I looked down on.
It also annoys me that I need to explain myself when everyone else gets the fucking joke.
You’re so, so absolutly completely right, there is no way that I could ever picture difficulties fitting perfectly into a culture because you don’t look the same as everyone else. I’ve never had that experience and could not possibly imagine that experience.
I was just talking to my American friend, with a Japanese wife, whose 13 year old daughter, is a bit taller than everyone else and is distraught with her racial differences. Do you know what we talked about?
That’s right! We’ve got a winner here! Give the man in the front row a T shirt, worn by the Asian model on I Can.
We talked about football. Because we’re both white, so it could never occur to us the difficulties than people outside our own ethnical group may have, even though we both minorities now, and have marital ties to that ethnical group and a combined residence of almost 40 years.
So, Sir, thank you for pointing this out.
Asian chicks are so hot. God! I just wanted to say it.
You don’t have to get annoyed at me for feeling offended enough by the initial insensitivity of your statement to speak up about it. It’s like a single guy saying to his married friend, “Fucking married men. Why can’t I be married?” and having the married guy say, “You can’t be serious.” Regardless of the humorous intent of the initial statement, its plainly insensitive enough to be responded to. Replace single and married with practically anything you like, that still doens’t change the response.
And you don’t have to get annoyed at him for the fact that you were being too sensitive and didn’t get the joke.
I’ve never met TP in person, but from what I’ve known of him on the boards, I don’t know many more men who love their wife as much, and share a huge respect for the Japanese culture and people.
If you want to be mad at anyone I think the most offensive thing about this thread was my choice of title, which was meant to be sort of mocking of “stupid white guy” sees a cute young woman of apparent Asian descent. But that leads me to why I came back to this thread in the first place…
Okay, now that I am seriously pursuing interest in emailing/contacting this girl I probably won’t be updating. I enjoy fun dating inspired satire threads because the real ones interest me so little. Sorry, but now I need to figure out if I should:
A) Send her a nice simple email (possibly with a picture), complimenting her clothing and fashion style, and letting her know that I she has an East coast fan of her clothing line. Hopefully if I get a reply I can open a conversation regarding possible shared interest and ask her some simple and safe personal questions.
B) Buy a plane ticket to San Francisco, find out where she lives, and masturbate like a motherfuck under her window at night.
There’s no way that you can compete with millions of fans. Hell, at least of couple of them are even interesting people
I’d go with Option B. And slash the tires.