Knock it off, orinoko.
This is MPSIMS, not The Pit.
Cajun Man
for the SDMB
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A) Send her a nice simple email (possibly with a picture), complimenting her clothing and fashion style, and letting her know that I she has an East coast fan of her clothing line. Hopefully if I get a reply I can open a conversation regarding possible shared interest and ask her some simple and safe personal questions.
B) Buy a plane ticket to San Francisco, find out where she lives, and masturbate like a motherfuck under her window at night.
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Option B for sure! I can’t tell you how much the thought of some random guy masturbating under my window after slashing my tires and cutting my phone lines turns me on.
You know, if you’re seriously going to pursue this, I would recommend just emailing her and saying how she looks like a fun/funny/smart/interesting person. My sister used to do porn, and the guys that sent fanmail that stood out weren’t so much the creeps (of which there were many) but the ones who just said stuff like that, without hinting (or coming right out and saying) how they really just wanted to re-enact her movies with her.
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Option B for sure! I can’t tell you how much the thought of some random guy masturbating under my window after slashing my tires and cutting my phone lines turns me on.
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Are you sure that when you wrote “Azn boi” upstream, that really wasn’t “White middle aged, slightly overweight and thinning just a little in the back, although we’re not going to go as far as to say bald?”
Damn, that’s the problem with being married to the best woman in the world, not to say anything less about anyone else, but it cuts into your stalking time.
Great, now even my friends are trying to make life difficult for me. :rolleyes: Actually, buy me a grapefruit juice and I’ll be your wingman.
Orinoko, if you, as an Asian man are offended at my joke, I apologize. People who know me, know that I have never used the term “Azn” ever before, and that this was a part of a joke. I have a great respect for Eastern cultures and spend a fair amount of time giving input to this board on Japanese culture.
Had you also simple stated that instead of insulting me, then I would have apologized earlier instead of being sarcastic, for which I don’t apologize.
You’re new here, (I see from your join date). You won’t find many racists here and you may want to scale back your hair trigger.
As another Asian male, I have, after careful consideration, decided to be offended. Now somebody just needs to tell me about what.
Well, I never!
He/she/they what?
How could he/she/they!
As you can see, I’ve got all my outraged statements locked and loaded. Let’s do this!
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Damn, I never wanted to be azn until now.
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Ok, what the heck is an azn?
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Ok, what the heck is an azn?
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It’s like an Asian, only in an internet chat room.
Signed,
OneCentStamp
haf azn
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Now I am really jealous of you, Anaamika! Not only are you Indian, so you wouldn’t get the stares and comments that I do when wearing saris, but now you also have a tall Asian boy? ARGH! I will trade you my tall blonde/blue-eyed hottie American husband for your tall Asian boy?
he won’t mind, I promise!
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Um…blue eyes and blond hair? My resolve is rapidly weakening. How about for a weekend?
Litoris, I told my boyfriend about this conversation and he wants to know if you are cute. 
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
Litoris, I told my boyfriend about this conversation and he wants to know if you are cute. 
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Send him to the last picture thread; she’s there (as are you) and cute (as are you). Done deal.
I dunno about the rest of you, but ‘azn boi’ has my mind going inevitably to the azi from CJ Cherryh. (I really should give those books Yet Another Go and see if I can get through them)
And, yeah, if I hear a boy describe himself as boi, I’m going to think they’re otherhet. (and, possibly, looking for someone)
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Litoris, I told my boyfriend about this conversation and he wants to know if you are cute.
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Since my husband is currently in VA at school, I will have to wait til he gets home to ask him. I must warn you that his response will be “Is she cute?”
This is my husband and me at a museum thing (the one mentioned in the other thread about being hit on by random guys in public). It’s about a year old, but we still look basically the same.
TokyoPlayer, well, ya know, I never rule out overweight, middle-aged, thinning white guys, as long as their hot azn wife is involved…uh, wait. I should shut up now.
Okay, I said no more updates but I found out something I consider to be humorous.
(Once again an apology for possibly bringing on the slew of “I can has” thread titles and Pit’s)
It turns out I fell in love with a Suicide Girl (Possibly NSFW, but no nudity). Damn sure I’m not the first, or the last. Should I become a paying member of that website in order to view her pictures? And do you think if I told her she has a nice body she’d hold it against me?
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As another Asian male, I have, after careful consideration, decided to be offended. Now somebody just needs to tell me about what.
Well, I never!
He/she/they what?
How could he/she/they!
As you can see, I’ve got all my outraged statements locked and loaded. Let’s do this!
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I don’t really believe you’re an Asian male. Real ones would be offended and don’t need to have reasons.