Hello Daniel Sug. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay. 
Welcome Daniel Sug, and pull up a chair. We’ve got a fresh batch of vegan lime-colored jelled dessert for you to, ah, appreciate. Along with the calamari and the goat.
Let’s get to the questions, then.
Paper or plastic?
Mac or Linux?
Polite debate or flame wars?
OpalCat or death rays?
Kitty photos or baby photos?
Real answers or snark-fests?
On joining up - don’t worry. It happens to the best of us.
I blame mind rays targeted at lurkers.
That sugs…but welcome to the boards.
Could you have gone with Daniel “Powtered” Sugar?
Daniel Sug, please post only in English. This is a US-based message board and English is its lingua franca. Consult the FAQ and Board Rules if you have any further concerns. Consider yourself junior warned.
Estoy tirando tu cadena, nada mas. Bienvenido al SDMB. 
OneCentStamp, please do not junior mod the threads on these boards. This is a moderated message board, and warnings are only given out by approved moderators and administrators. Please consult the FAQ and Board Rules if you have any further concerns. Consider yourself… um… what? Oh… sorry… nevermind 
Does this mean I can drop by and burrow a cup of sug?
Welcome!
I know how you feel–I recently de-lurked myself. I actually paid for my ancient, lapsed guest account, and I’m still getting used to the idea of contributing as well. Seems strange, doesn’t it? I’ll save a spot for you over here in the shadows where it’s safe.
[surreptitiously takes a squid and a piece of string out of her pocket…]
Welcome, welcome, Daniel Sug and beanpod, to our little zone of internet dementia! Would you come this way? We have a welcoming buffet out on the terrace, and I believe another newbie is already there.
Well, that’s one way to describe it…
Oh, and squid can see in the dark. Isn’t nature iwonderful?
Yes. yes, it does. But being a single guy, neither a hot chick, nor a big scary black guy, all I have is the little packets I snag from restaurants.
groovy, we are now bona-fide.
I’m too shy to start my own ‘hi I’m new’ thread, so I’m jumping on the end of yours.
I was hoping to get a subscription as a Christmas or birthday gift, but I couldn’t find my old password and after I made TubaDiva fix it I felt funny waiting, so… um, hi!
Hi! I joined up too but haven’t subscribed yet. I haven’t really posted a lot though so I might not. It has been kinda cool to know that I could post if I wanted too however. . . so I might join when my guest-hood is up.
You realize what this means don’t you?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=8955132
Sorry** Dushichka**, too late to get you too.
Welcome, Silver Tyger Girl and Dushichka! We’re all out on the terrace. Please come this way.
Is there booze?
Sure. Booze for all. Unless you don’t drink, then no booze for you.
I’ll have a Kettle One and cranberry. Welcome all. Enjoy your stay.
Was Shoog taken? Welcome
Darling, I’m half Russian. Of course I drink!