Interesting answer: Bwahahaha!
Truth: We’re nice, dammit! (Stealing FairyChatMom’s line.)
I think Boo meant Nettie, not Nellie. Nettie’s been here longer than I have and is a classier person all around. I’m outranked (thank heavens) by Swampbear (Swampy), FairyChatMom (Mooooom ,FCM)Seanette (Nettie), StainlessSteelRat (MetalMouse), Bumbazine (Bumba), Chefguy (Cookie), SunnyDaze, Missred, Sahirrnee (Sari), purplehorseshoe (Shoe) and a host of others, all of whom escape me now due to my poor memory but who are treasured posters.
And yes, a nickname is de rigueur. All the nicknames are affectionate. It’s really sweet, kind of like a bear hug from people who recognize how wonderful you are right off the bat.
Bumba, we USED to have a Habitat for Humanity store, but they shut down shortly before the pandemic.
Boo, I forgot to include IKEA in the list. Their chairs are more modern minimalist–more wood, less fabric. I want chairs that say, “So glad you’re here! Want an upholstered hug?”
I’d already shopped online, but I walked to the Macy’s Furniture Store. A smiley salesman heard me out, chuckled, “Good luck,” and turned me loose. Nada. !8 shades of mushroom, but living in a state that’s overcast and wet 7 months of the year, I’d rather not encourage fungi.
Whilst at Macy’s, I walked through their mattress dept. because there were signs screaming “SALE!” AND “YOU’RE A KNUCKLE-DRAGGING IDIOT IF YOU DON’T BUY!” Holy frick, people! I saw mattresses–JUST the mattress, mind you–selling for $8,500!!! The SALE prices were $3,000-$5,800! 8 years ago, I bought a mattress, box springs, frame, headboard, footboard, and nightstand for under $1,000. What the hell happened?