Let me call you sweetheart, I forgot your name! 
Time for me to assume the horizontal position and watch teevee until sleepy time. I wants to snuggle down under a blankie.
Nitey Nite Y’all!
Swampy!
How do I fix a too sweet pasta sauce?
This is Mrs. Plant (v.3.0)'s new recipe.
Need answer fast!
I just wanted to check back in, I’m still here. Oh, I’m much older than school girl, that’s just what my crush on “Egon” was like! He was not that much older than I IRL. Plus, I think my cousin has what he had, unfortunately. 
I had a (female) friend who called me “baby.” Somehow I didn’t mind. She didn’t call me that in the way a guy might call his girlfriend “baby,” nor did she mean that I was immature. Somehow it was just her name for me.
I should get back to practicing the clarinet.
The smileys all look the same (as they did before) to me.
I’ve been trying to work on more applications but my efforts have been futile tonight. Oh well, there’s always tomorrow.
So, some jerk spraypainted the truck with stealth paint, I was almost rammed 4 times on the way back form work.:dubious: I’m making Italian meatloaf with Italialn style home made mac n’ cheese. I bought the BACON! issue of food network magazine. I am in Nirvana
{{{{swampy}}}} You’re a good egg for taking care of your friend’s family
We hates them, Precious!
Or if you live in da Hood, you call the Po Po;)
the homeadvisor website sucks
I am looking for a general contractor. They have general contractors, then they break it down to what you want to have done. I want multiple things done. So I pick fine, we’ll take hang a door. Even that isn’t enough, do I want an interior door or an exterior door.
JC on a pogo stick I want a general contractor, who can hang a door, not a friggin door hanger.
I guess the next option would me a wood or metal door, hollow core or solid, what side the hinge is on, and then what color.
Every damn option I choose goes into even more choices.
So I said screw it, I don’t need that crap.
The website sucks and it sucks so bad there isn’t even a place to tell it it sucks.
Go and helpraise hell! =) <-Protest smilie.
Sorry about yor friend **Swampy **. We always took or received food when someone passes away. Usually all the family gathers and it’s like family reunion. I guess it is a regional thing but we still do it. I am from Ga.
We have to pay a pile of money to the IRS as hubby sold his business last year. Capital gains. And is it true Social Security benefits are Taxable??? money we paid in that the government earned interest for decades is now being given back slowly and taxed again??? Does not compute.
Irk is well irk. Glad to have a job to pay all these damn taxes. :smack:
Aggravated with the world.
BLURF.
Like you, my family wasn’t in this country until the first two digits of the year were 1 & 9; however, I occasionally like good grits. I consider it one of the spoils of WINNING!
Take that you damned Arkansinian! :eek:
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. YAWN 'Tis 38 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 56 for the day. Also, we have a pollen advisory. 'Tis also a bit windy. Ok, I’m ready for Spring to win this fight already.
flytrap I know it’s too late now, but a little red wine vinegar could do the trick. Add a couple tbs., then taste. Do that a little at the time. A little fresh squeezed lemon juice could also do the trick but might make the sauce a little tart. If nuttin’ else, you could just add some tomato paste to thicken a bit and call it bbq sauce for pork or chikin.
Butters ick on owin’ the IRS.
sari sometimes that’s the problem with websites. Way TMI for a simple question.
I have all the commestibles ready I shall take over to Cathy at some point today. I think I shall sneak out of irk for a bit late this mornin’, swing by da cave, grab myself a sammich for N.O.L. and then take the food over. The beans will need to be heated up and the rolls baked, but they can do that when they want 'em. I know there’s other food there cause others from the church have taken some stuff and the family will be fed N.O.L. on Firday at the church before the service. The church lady brigade has been on the ball! 
Now I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy wants to be fed. Then, alas and alack, irk purtification must commence.
Happy Thursday Y’all!
ETA: First on Four!
Blurf.
One of my greatest nonsexual fantasies is dying insolvent and owing money to the IRS. Scratch the ‘nonsexual’ adjective, 'cuz the gubmint would be getting f*!@ed.
Thorsday Blurf.
Strange dream last night about me being some sort of demon hunter and I also worked in an office with Paris Hilton who got a big yelling at from our boss for plugging in a thumb drive to our computers. You had to be there.
I also grew up in Merryland, in Monkey (Montogmery) County. No accent that I am aware of.
Morning. Up caffeinated, and off for some brake work.
sari, but does the door use 3/8" screws or 3/4" screws?
BBBobbio, the Infernal Revenue Service* would still take it out of your ass. Just in a more literal fashion.:eek:
*Dear NSA, please don’t rat me out.
Mawnin and Happy Thorsday
Gotta move and go make the loud for the Pixies, I shall get requests for tickets all day.
Caffinating need more
Jim
Still waiting on the offer acceptance or rejection. Hoping my head doesn’t explode.
Last night we had a guy come to give us an estimate on painting the entirety of our place. He couldn’t find the building. Then he couldn’t find the door. Then he couldn’t get out of the building. I will not be hiring this man.
A lady from the insurance company called to garner my opinions of how a claim was handled.
“I understand your neighbor’s tree fell into your yard.”
“No, our tree fell onto the neighbor’s house.”
“Oh, I’ll make a note of that…and were you satisfied with the manner in which we settled your claim?”
“Well, I wish you had given me enough money to repair the retaining wall.”
“Do you have any other questions?”
“No.”
“We would like you to know that we are very happy to be your insurance company!”
“I am sure that you are.”
Happy Thorsday!
According to my phone it’s still yesterday, cold and snowy.
According to my window it’s cold and sunny.
Finally got the estimate on the repairs, higher than I wanted it to be but still within range of affordability. I wish I had asked for more in the offer but I can just give a little in one area and take from another.
Of course the offer hasn’t been accepted yet so all could be moot anyway.
Doggio maybe you could suggest they add that option?
I figure NSA knows everything about everybody down to the time they fart and what gases the fart is composed of.
Flytrap you were expecting something else?
OH!!! I got the new smilies that everyone has been talking about.
They look like they are for Easter. I wonder if they change colors to reflect the upcoming holidays?
Ok, now I see little pastel colored smilies. 
looks like a ghost. :o is just weird!
Howdy from da cave! Ima go make myself a sammich shortly, then go take food to Kathy and then back to the orifice. I am awfully tempted to say the rest of the irkday will be irk from home, but I do kinda sorta need to get back to the orifice and do some stuff there. Temptation is there though.
Whut you lot talkin’ about, I’m only seein’ the same old smilies as normal… 
Muppet soon to be ex-housemate decided to do washing today. Unfortunately, he just stuck all his dirty clothes in the (shared with 3 other people) machine, then… left the house. No powder in, no switchy on.
That was about 6 hours ago.
Mind you, last time he did the same thing, he was gone for the weekend.
I took it all out (with gloves- ick!) and did mine, but honestly, who does that?! He doesn’t even leave a bowl of milk out for the fairies!