Welcome!! I must admit, this is one of the more entertaining “I’m new to the boards, welcome me!” threads :D.
For what it’s worth, there are quite a few threads on the boards dealing with much the same situation!
Yes, welcome to the Boards. We’d put out the welcome mat, but… we’re afraid you’ll ruin it.
Oh, poop on you.
Well, yah know, shit happens. Even to the best of us. Welcome to real life and the SDMB.
It’s “Howdy” doodie time.
Or a Thai/Asian style bathroom with 1) tile, 2) a floor drain, and 3) a handheld sprayer attachment on the toilet. Saved my bacon when I had noro.
In that situation, I’m not sure I would want my bacon saved. Nor, indeed, any other food product. Down the drain it would go.
The thread title - “I Can’t Believe it.” - is rather ambiguous. Usually the mods come along and change the title to something more descriptive, but they appear to be at a loss for words on this one.
I did the same thing after hernia repair surgery – taught my husband the correct past tense of shit that time. Took two weeks of never knowing when I was going to erupt out of either end to get past that.
Worst Superpower EVER.