Let’s face it. Everybody’s first post here is shitty. He’s just being more open about it.
“Ducca” heh
This is what happens when you start out here by jumping into The BBQ Pit first. Start over by reading General Questions first, then Café Society, then MPSIMS, then IMHO. When you think you’re ready try out Great Debates, and once the dizziness and nausea subside you can give The BBQ Pit another try…but in small doses for the first week or so.
That’s the first sign of Alzheimer’s.
What is?
Well, after the Micheal Douglas revelation yesterday … ?
What? He has alzheimers?
Stop eating so much broccoli.
Never happened that way for me, but I’ve had close calls, especially before I realized what broccoli did to me.
Diapers are underrated.
Quit it, you guys, I might want to keep this one!
Smartest, hippest people on the Internet. This thread is simply more evidence of the high caliber of intellectual discourse here, due in no small part to the lack of avatars and other needless, distracting frills that bring in the riff-raff.
Best thread topic/user name/post ever.
If I wanted to choose among several available message boards, the OP would be a good way to begin the screening process (write it up, post it to several MBs and proceed with the ones that don’t ban me right out of the gate).
So, yay us, we passed the first test! 
Moved to MPSIMS.
I thought to provide the usual warning – that if you keep it, you’ll have to clean up after it.
Then I noticed your user name.
ETA: Ahhh! Ninja’d by Sicks Ate! Composed the post, got called away to an interview, came back and hit SUBMIT. Oh well.
I think it’s lupus.
In 1960, for 20 minutes?
Welcome to the boards, fudrucker! May you always make it to the toilet with all your spewing needs in the future!
That Corey Haim movie?
Has lieu chimed in yet?
This is right up his alley, eh?
One seriously good reason to have a small bathroom where you are able to sit on the john and hurl into the bath tub 
mrAru had a hernia repair done about 15 years ago. The usual, wake up and get anded something to drink [he picked ginger ale] and then something to eat [he picked fruit cup] to demonstrate that one is more or less ready to go home [you also tend to have to pee as well].
All went well until he bent over while sitting down to put his shoes on. He managed to projectile hurl his stomach contents about 6 floor tiles [about 6 feet or so] which both the nurse and I thought was pretty spectacular. His comment was “Well, looks and tastes the same going out as it did going in” 
No kidding! Not-quite-2-year old son has some kind of stomach bug, and I was marveling to find myself happy and relieved that he moved from the puking to the squirts, because the diapers do a rather marvelous job of keeping it all contained and soaked up.
makes a great floor wax, don’t let it dry before spreading evenly.