**Woohoo! I got a raise!
“Whoopie ding!”
**
Some people don’t impress easily.
** My cat’s farts smell like evil insidious Death
So she’s leaving on Friday, once and for all
**
Sounds pretty extreme.
Right now in MPSIMS:
**Greased up naked man runs through cafeteria
As comedians say, “You can’t make up stuff this good.”
**
** Abnormal Water Bill?
Describe it in three words
**
Central Ohio Dopers
Recommend a big fat book on Rome
Central Ohio: more historians per capita than any other place on earth.
A perfect lineup in New Posts:
** Ladies: Would you like a…
“Whoopie ding!” **
** Worst name for Computer Software?
“Whoopie ding!”
**
**Ethanol from Hemp?
Ethanol question
**
Why yes. Yes, it is.
Cheat. :dubious:
(And I say this as one who was patiently waiting to book a place on the hell-bound train if ever the thread “You can be fired for being gay in 33 states” was ever followed by “It’s about fucking time!”, but you gotta play by the rules. 
)
I’ve been doing this for years. You’ve only just noticed?
But I ain’t a cheat – I always say when I’m doing it. And I don’t pull tricks like posting to the intermediate threads to get them out of the way.
Sorry, are we still talking about that?
I dunno, you’ll be cheating at solitaire next.
I was hoping there’d be such a thread, this morning I spotted;
How can I find a very, very specific type of porn?
Ok, what kind of gross animal did this in my laundry room?
Sienna Miller is EVERYWHERE
More than 90% chance that global warming is due to human activity…
**Seriously, how do their pants not fall all the way down?
Global warming: Where to run?
**
Somewhere where you don’t need pants
**I totalled my car last night
Describe it in three words **
“A write-off”.
** Senator Kennedy has expensive taste in cars!
I totalled my car last night
**
**Describe it in three words
Obscure world record
**
Q: Won’t he get tired of posting every time a thread with a three-word title shows up after that one?
A: No
Ever shave your balls?
Describe it in three words
Don’t
Do
It.
Ever shave your balls?
Oh Dear, apparently I’m a bad date.
Maybe next time you’ll try shaving 'em before the date.
Ever shave your balls?
Make Up Pretentious Job Titles
Deputy Undersecretary of Testicular Follicle Evacuation