The Backstreet Boys? You’re supposed to be HOW old? If I were an old man pretending to be a teenage girl I would probably say Backstreet Boys simply because they are are known by old men like you. I really should have placed bets. I knew you were going to say either The Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, or Ricky Martin.
In the big picture of the world, my experience with teenage girls is minute compared to the total girl population, however, I have enough experience with teenagers that I would say that there are very few (I’ve never met one) over the age of 12 or 13 who would choose the Backstreet Boys as their favorite band. Your effort is noted, however.
The Great Lash mascara answer was revealing as well (who hasn’t seen the commercials fercryingoutloud?). Girls say things like Bonne Bell Chocolate Mocha Frost Lip Gloss or some brand of glittery body gel or some other yummy smelling or tasting goo - but mascara??? That is like saying plain white bread is your all time favorite food.
Come on Sandy :rolleyes:, answer the other questions. . . .
. . . Eh, why do I even bother, you don’t really know how teenage girls think, do ya John?
The only thing getting creepy here is you, John. I keep getting this freaky image of you in my head, all dressed up (think Betty Davis in Baby Jane garb), talking to yourself in a scary, high, squeaky voice. Maybe play acting the “Elderly Man Meets The School Girl” and later, after the . . . .:::cough::: . . . thrill is worn off for the night, rocking back and forth, mumbling, mascara smudged and lipstick smeared across your face, slobbering.
Rocking. . . .
Rocking. . . .
Rocking. . . .
Mumbling. . . .
Yeah, damn right I’m jealous.
Oh, and as I said before? I sure as hell hope you wash that sock when your finished with her.
You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit.