Oh smurf me too Sqrl !
In the interests of consistency can I be Pluto Smurf? I’m already PlutoSpice and the patron saint of rinky-dink planets (but not shrinky-dinks) thanks to Swimmles.
Ultress, you can be Gumpette. Smurfs are like a box of blueberries… wait a second they aren’t that colour blue. Smurfs are like a tree… no, that doesn’t work either. Smurfs are like the clear sky, open and vacant. heheheh That one still doesn’t work. Maybe I should choose one of your other favourite movies. You can be Roa Smurf… Registered only as a smurf. 
Uncle Beer, you can be Drunky Smurf. He is the one that is always laying about with a big tub of moonshine so drunk that he will make out with other guys at the dopers convergence. If only Falcon hadn’t taken those incriminating pictures. <VEG>
Ayesha, You would be the female version of Papa Smurf. Only wiser and less prone on having an exploding lab. Mama Smurf would be good now if you can get some tattoos.
Pluto, well, you could be Pluto Smurf, but it’s going to cost you some big Smurfbucks. Otherwise you can be known as the Smurf who wants to be known as Pluto Smurf.
I wanted to do Saniblman, too. I figured he would be more like Yohann (sp?) who was basically a knight-type character, that would put Micheal Masterson or posters like him being Peewee becuase they want to be as smart and endearing as Yohann but really only wind up being comic relief that Yohann can dominate.
HUGS!
Sqrl
OK, sure. I’d like to be smurfed, please. That sounds really dirty for some reason, doesn’t it?
Ultress, you can be Gumpette. Smurfs are like a box of blueberries… wait a second they aren’t that colour blue. Smurfs are like a tree… no, that doesn’t work either. Smurfs are like the clear sky, open and vacant. heheheh That one still doesn’t work. Maybe I should choose one of your other favourite movies. You can be Roa Smurf… Registered only as a smurf.
Uncle Beer, you can be Drunky Smurf. He is the one that is always laying about with a big tub of moonshine so drunk that he will make out with other guys at the dopers convergence. If only Falcon hadn’t taken those incriminating pictures. <VEG>
Ayesha, You would be the female version of Papa Smurf. Only wiser and less prone on having an exploding lab. Mama Smurf would be good now if you can get some tattoos.
Pluto, well, you could be Pluto Smurf, but it’s going to cost you some big Smurfbucks. Otherwise you can be known as the Smurf who wants to be known as Pluto Smurf.
I wanted to do Saniblman, too. I figured he would be more like Yohann (sp?) who was basically a knight-type character, that would put Micheal Masterson or posters like him being Peewee becuase they want to be as smart and endearing as Yohann but really only wind up being comic relief that Yohann can dominate.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Valerieblaise, since I can’t think of anything incriminating or funny about you, you can be Smurfa. Her name is Smurfa. She lives on the second floor. She lives upstairs from you, but not anymore. When Gargamel comes to the light, No longer will we run or will we fight. He won’t make us into gold. We don’t taste as good as told.
This all thanks to Smurfa, converter to light all that is evil like Gargamel. Azrael, on the other hand, is another story.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Wow Sqrl, Thanks ! And I already have tattoos too !
I always wanted to live in a comune in a land of giant mushrooms! I’ll don my white hat and oversized diaper and move into the gothic shroom by the blueberry bush. In my basement I’ll work on creating a cure for our communicable dermatological disorder.
I think I’ll enjoy living among you all, working and celebrating as one, but let me tell you - Vanity Smurf better put his damn mirror down and chip in and help us out: we’ve got a lot of smurfberries to gather!
I’ve got everything I need here except a smurfy name! How’s about it, RotundHairyFlexibleHomo Smurf?
sniff What about me? sniff
I don’t feel so smurfy anymore.
Congrats on number 1000 Sqrlbaby!
I wanna be smurf-a-fied!
Sorry about that H_thur, my pc kept freezing earlier when I was trying to post. But since you posted back so quickly about not getting a name you can be Melodramatic Smurf. I really haven’t seen you post around so I couldn’t do better.
Sake Samuri, since you are the only person who mentioned diapers in your response you can be Baby Smurf. Now remember in Smurfland they are called Didies (sp? pronounced Die - Dees).
Canthearya, I will have to go with an alternate pronunctiation of your name. Can the aria sounds much more unmusical. Enough so that you can now be Harmony Smurf who was known to play his horn horribly out of tune, especially in the early morning.
PS. Thanks for acknowledging my 1000th post. It is all downhill from here. Oh, the respect, the thrills, and all the love of being a frequent poster. Remember I was 1069! Woohoo! So I am even on the lower half of the registered posters. WOOHOO!
HUGS!
Sqrl
PS. Thanks for acknowledging my 1000th post. It is all downhill from here. Oh, the respect, the thrills, and all the love of being a frequent poster. Remember I was 1069! Woohoo! So I am even on the lower half of the registered posters. WOOHOO!
HUGS!
Sqrl
Sqrl smurfed me with:
And I suppose when the “serf’s up”, everybody comes.
what do you need to know? Red hair, green eyes, San Francisco native, Scorpio, Irish, recovering Catholic, neo-pagan polytheist…
Sqrlcub, you’re an evil genius, and I thank you.
If you want incriminating and/or funny info about me, you’re going to have to come to a Chicago Dopefest. After a few drinks I’m sure to embarass myself and others. 
What the heck! Smurf me!
Ooh, would you smurf me, please?
We are the Borg-Smurf. Resistance is futile. You will be a-Smurfilated.
La la la lala la, la lala la la.
Smurf my, baby.