I CUT IT OFF!!!

That would be our old liver transplant/sperm donor/ex-con/unrepentant hippie dude David Crosby on the CSNY’s “Deja Vu” album.

Used to have long hair, girls loved to play in it. Then I noticed who I was being grouped with. Enough of them were losers that I got mine chopped. I’m all subversive looking now.

If you want a haircut that feels goooood in the sumertime, go for the buzz cut. It will drop your core temp substantialy in the heat that is just around the corner.

To look out of the ordinary, you have to look very ordinary.