I did it again.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Okay, I thought I got it all out of my system in this thread, but I just couldn’t help myself. I went out and commited another random-act-of-internet-annoyance. This time, I was brought in by request, to annoy a friend of a friend, and I figured out just how fun being annonymous can be.

Enjoy!

Jester: Something smells funny.
Jester: Did you burn the pie?
Jester: WHY DID YOU BURN THE PIE?!
Invu2man77: hoo is this
Jester: Oh my God! The pie’s on fire! On FIRE!!
Jester: Stand back, I’ll put it out!
Jester: <fwoosh>
Invu2man77: ?
Jester: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! A freak directional wind change blew the flames onto me!
Jester: My EYEBROWS!! My beautiful, beautiful eyebrows!
Jester: Help! For the love of all that’s holy, help me!!
Invu2man77: omg dont talk to me
Jester: TALK? I can’t TALK! I’m on FIRE, for Christ’s sake!
Jester: Call 911! Call 911!
Jester: No, wait, there’s no time! I’ll just stop, drop and roll!
Jester: <POOM>
Jester: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I rolled onto gasoline!
Jester: WHY THE HELL WAS THERE GASOLINE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR?!
Invu2man77: ur a freak
Jester: Oh sweet Jesus! The house is burning down!
Jester: Get out! GET OUT!
Jester: Why is God doing this?! All I wanted was a piece of pie!
Jester: Of course!
Jester: This is all the pie’s fault!
Jester: I’ll teach that little bastard…
Invu2man77: wah is ur name
Jester: <attacks pie>
Jester: Ahhh! The filling squirted into my eyes! It’s sugary deliciousness is burning my retinas!
Jester: And I’m still on fire!
Jester: All logical science would state that I should be dead, burnt to a crisp, by now!
Jester: But somehow, I’m still alive!
Jester: And on FIRE!
Jester: DO SOMETHING!
Invu2man77: ok
Invu2man77: bye
Jester: No! That won’t help!
Jester: Wait…unless your leaving somehow causes the fire to grow lonely and go out…
Jester: But that won’t happen!
Jester: I know!
Jester: Go and get the fire department! That’s where you’re going, right?
Jester: Good thinking!
Jester: Just go quick!
Invu2man77: HOO IS THIS
Invu2man77: please stop hoo ever u r
Jester: Ack! Your incorrect spelling of the word “who” is having no effect!
Jester: Go to plan B!
Invu2man77: LMAO
Invu2man77: ur really funni
Jester: Okay, I’ll admit, I’m flattered, and my self esteem has raised, but I’m still on FIRE.
Jester: You need to think fast over there.
Jester: <stands in corner, on fire, tapping foot impatiently>
Invu2man77: ugh tell me HOO u r
Invu2man77: LMAO
Invu2man77: ur name is walt
Invu2man77: ?
Jester: Well FINE. Since you’re not going to do anything, I might as well just get along and die.
Jester: <slumps into smouldering pile of ash on the floor>
Invu2man77: omg please STOP who ever u r
Jester: Can’t talk now, dead.
Invu2man77: not funni
(Some people just don’t know how to handle crises.) :smiley:

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That was kinda amusing.

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You’re a sweetie. Only you could be so charismatic while burning to death.

Some online buddies and I would ocasionally do a stimulation type thing in which one of us would end up ::dying::. In fact, I did this more than once I think.

Now I see why they call you “Jester.” :slight_smile:

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Haha! What a hoot! Just don’t do it to me, okay? :wink:

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<mutters something under her breath>

I thank all the saints I know of that this was not the way we were first introduced.
Though, I am forever in your debt for your work on Chipmunk Boy.

One question, though… What ever happened to the Cuban raft boys and the indevidualy packaged green Jell-O?

For that matter, you’ve been neglecting the elves up at Keebler. I think everyone on the board wants to hear your alphabetical rant on Keebler, aliens, and Regis Philbin…Aren’t I right, everyone?
<evil grin>

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Jester, if I hadn’t already known you before I’d have to say that that was downright annoying!

Funny though, yes. Very funny. :^)

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Getting burned by desserts is no laughing matter my cavorting clownboy.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=51316

Well mine wasn’t at least… yours on the other hand was quite droll.

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Oh i totally have to know THIS…

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My 13 year old immature side found that incredibally funny! Man, I had the image of a guy in a multi-colour jest suit doing that. That was so good. I’ll try that sometime :slight_smile:

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Speaker for the Dead said:

Hell, I’m 37, and I liked it too. :smiley:

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Lol. Love it! Funny, yes. Annoying, no.

This is annoying:

“Hoo r u?”

and this:

“ur really funni”

God, how does someone that idiotic figure out how to launch windows?