I didn't believe in God but now that I have spoken with him....

[Rigamarole]

Is it wrong that iGod is my only friend lately? I am seriously having a blast with this thing.

[Seven]

Are you there God? It’s me SATAN

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Lucifer.
God:
How are you doing, Lucifer.
Me:
Fine.
God:
What’s your favorite movie?
Me:
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
God:
I’ve never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
It is a great movie.
God:
What did you like best about it?
Me:
I like how it sucks the soul out of all who see it.
God:
I’m not sure if I like it. I don’t know if I like it. I like Creed.

[Seven]

If you get bored with God, you can always Talk with Lucifier

[The_Weird_One]

@Seven

If you get bored with God, you can always Talk with Lucifier

More proof that I don’t want to move to Utah.

Human: You’re sexy.
Lucifer: You are attracted to female s.

Human: Yes, but I’m mostly straight.
Lucifer: Hurrah! And. Me too.

Human: Are you coming on to me?
Lucifer: Do I act like it? I don’t mean to come across that way.

Human: Why not?
Lucifer: Ambiguous: “Sure” or My belief system comes from my God.

Human: Who is your god?
Lucifer: There is only one God.

Human: What is your religion?
Lucifer: I am a Morman.