Mine is called Larry.
Oh god… My stomach hurts from laughing so hard… Dude, that was so funny!
lol Another person who’s given herself enemas before, although Fleet enemas for a colonoscopy and not just for the heck of it. My first thought was that you were going to talk about how dang hard it is to get the angles right for those things.
There’s other ways to clean out your colon before a colonoscopy, including a certain medicine that comes in a tiny bottle. All you have to do is drink the bottle, and you start clearing out from both ends, your job is over. All you have to do is drink the tiny bottle. All you have to do is take the twooo tiny swigs and things start clearing out. All you have to do is…
Last time I had a colonoscopy, the doctor said I could either drink the bottle, or give myself several enemas over the next few hours. I picked the enemas. :eek: At least I can do those without staring in the quiet horror of anticipation first. There are things worse than enemas.
Fleet enemas aren’t too invasive. I mean, not too invasive for salt water you squeeze into your butt.
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Ohhh, why do I read these threads? Cuz they’re funny as hell? Oh yeah. That’s probably it. 
It has to be said . . . .
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With friends like these, who needs enemas.
Bare with you? Not after that story, enemaboy!
Oh God, that’s too funny.
Especially the bit with the cat.
“But his name lives on… Anal Scurvy, the SDMB Enema Bandit!”
I was going to say that I laughed so hard I almost shit myself, but…I had a feeling it would bring back PTSD-like experiences for the OP.
Suffice to say, my ribs ache right now.
Quotes to live by 
Laughed my, err, ass off…
Surely Anal Scurvy would be better treated by inserting foods rich in vitamin C; perhaps beginning with kumquats and working up to limes and lemons; it should not be necessary to go as far as oranges or grapefruit.
Tears are just pouring down my cheeks (of my face). Too funny. You have to submit this to Teeming Extras. You have to. I beg of you to submit it so I can laugh later in life without corrupting the hamsters with a search.
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Thas all I gotta say.
IDBB
Yup. Right there with ya.
PLEASE tell me you didn’t make your girlfriend clean the bathroom afterward.
BTW, has she quit laughing yet?
You are the third person I have heard use the word KABOOM while discusing an enema. I’m beginning to think it may not be coincidence.
Oh man, I’m at the bottom of this thread and still cracking up…
So uh…what’s supposed to happen if you do it right. Don’t tell me that’s supposed to happen…
So…what’s become of our boy Anal Scurvy? I hope he’s ok after all that…
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Man this was soooo funny, I seriously have never read anything so damn funny, thanks for the entertainment…but I have the smae question as some of the other dopers…was this for fun, a sexual thing???