I’m sorry. I am one of those people that needs absolute proof. When do you think you can be here? 
Exactly where did you get the idea that “I get them all the time?” I’m saying that when I’m seeing someone and we’re being intimate this situation (I’d hardly call it a problem) tends to crop up. Don’t mistake this whole thing for a whine, it’s just an observation.
Hold the camera.
'course, there’s also a few of us females who love to give, but are bored to tears by receiving.
:scratches dantheman off her to-date list:
Originally posted by cuautemhoc
- I like to participate. Getting head is just sitting there. What am I supposed to do with my hands?
take your hands and start slapping them on the girls back
it will sound like your getting a blow job in a helicopter if you get really good at it you can pretend your getting a blow job while giving the traffic report in a helicopter or doing a police chase in a helicopter while getting a blow job
Hey, if you guys don’t want those blow jobs, I’ll take 'em…
(It had to be said!)
remembers the concept of reverse psychology…
Oh, I hate getting a blow job. Nothing I can’t stand more than a blow job. Yes sir, I am one blow job hating son of a gun. Keep those lips away from my pee-pee. If it were a choice between a blow job and raking my nuts through a pile of hot coals, I’d take the blow job, but only cause I’m not into the pain thing so much anymore. But if you had asked me two years ago…well, the answer would still be blow job. But that don’t mean I like it.
prays reverse psychology works…
:: Puts ruadh on his “Chicks Who Do Not Require Foreplay” list ::
Oi, Coldie, that’s not what I said
<snort>
::giggle::
BWAAAAAAAAA HAHAHA!
P.S. cuatemhoc: Ach, don’t take Mercutio seriously, anyways… he just sprouted his first pubic hairs a few weeks ago, and I’m sure the Nipple Play idea was taken from some porn movie he was watching with his friends
Of course I couldn’t pass this thread up 
Jarbaby,as usual,is right. It’s not about just sucking away,it’s about teasing. Tongue flicks,stroking,scratching the “taint” and sucking-with variations in intensity.
And I love to give oral-not as much as I like to receive GOOD oral-but knowing I’m getting my partner excited gets me excited.
And an excited hardygrrl,to quote Martha Stewart, is a good thing.
Piffle!
You know what they say:
“Just lie back and think of England”
I’m not sure if this thread is (ahem) petering out, but for what it’s worth, I’ve never, never climaxed as a result of oral sex. I enjoy it just fine, but it’s more about sensitivity and intimacy than about orgasm. Mostly, after five or ten minutes, I get so hot and bothered I throw my partner off and ravish her unmercifully.
Mmmmmm…
Now, I really originally believed I could read this thread and not post. BUT…
I’m not giving tips, which the OP apparently did not request, I’m just thinking… and wondering…
I’ve never met a man who didn’t come from a blow job before. I’ve had men express shock that they did come from a blow job, after it happened. So this whole thread is a bit of a shock to me. But, you know, everybody likes/dislikes something different.
As for what to do with your hands, my SO says he gets all tingly and almost paralyzed in his extremeties (with one major exception) while I’m giving him a blow job. But I’ve never really expected him to do anything to me while it’s happening. Don’t mess with me too much, I’m busy doing my thing and having fun.
You know?
Maybe it’s just the technique or something, but I’ve only managed to come twice from oral sex - once when I was stoned, and once when I was concentrating very intensely.
I do enjoy receiving oral sex… for a while. But I’d rather just have intercourse, I’m better at it.
Fascinating. One of my favorite George Carlin bits is:
Things you never hear: Stop sucking my dick or I’m calling the police.
Apparently George was wrong.
Another BJ joke:
On the morning of the wedding, the Bride – in full wedding mufti – sneaks into the Groom’s room and gives him a wonderful blow job, ‘for old times sake.’ An hour later, the Groom is standing at the front of the church – still smiling. The Best Man asks, “Why the smile?” and the Groom replies, "I just had the best blow job of my life – marriage is gonna be great! *Meanwhile, in the back of the church, the Bride is waiting for the music to begin. She’s still grinning, too. Her Maid of Honor asks, “Why the grin?” and the bride replies, “I just gave the last blow job of my life. Marriage is gonna be *great!”
Maybe cuautemhoc should get married.
Jess (who does still give the occasional BJ, despite being married. Only to her husband, though.)
Bravo. Wiser words were not written in this thread.
Some of us don’t like blowjobs, and trying to be that special person who will get us off that way for the first time adds a great deal of pleasure and destroys the enjoyment when they’ve turned it into a challenge.
On the other hand, I love to give and can suck the chrome off a bumper at fifty feet.
Very wise words.
But of course, part of Exploding the Blow Job Myth would have to be exploding the that women only do it because they believe it’s the ultimate male fantasy. As has been mentioned, they may be doing it because really really like it.
(And should cuautemhoc fall in love with one of those women the tips for enjoying it more contained herein will start to come in handy :). )
:eek:
Where were you when you were single?!
jayjay