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*Originally posted by ssskuggiii *
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You have a penis? That is so odd on a woman these days.
Yeah…and what about those damn dorsal fins? What’s up with that? They poke you in the eye and…oh…on women…uh…never mind. 
You guys are sounding like a bunch of fai… I mean, hom… oops, I mean that you sound like you are lacking in a certain amount of masculine vigor. REAL men would send women with goiters or scurvy the nutritional suplements they need, anonymously, of course, and wait for the condition to clear up. Then do 'em when it did. 
As long as this whole discussion is headed right down the sewer,it behooves me help it right on along…
Anyone else ever wondered about the eerie similarites in equipment and mythology between dowsing and male reproductive gear?
Discuss. Compare and contrast.
::laughs like a loon, ducks and runs like hell::
Veb
Gee… I dunno… attempts dowsing with his penis Oh my GOD!! I can’t CONTROL IT!!! his penis jerks him from one side to the other AHHH!!! tries to run following his penis to avoid falling down and road rash Its pulling me! I can’t control it!! OH NO! Its headed for your crotch Veb!! Watch out!!!
::watches with clinical interest as Whammo plows, literally, into a tomato patch::
Yep, that’s what I thought. Unerring instinct there, guy.
Ooooh-kay, let’s get back to leprosy and goiters.
Veb
Ouch… damn… .wheres my antibiotic ointment…
yeah well… the jokes on you…
It was a joke… I was just faking…
limps off