Hey! :mad:
The hell?
I dreamt that one of Sniffs_Markers’s very best friends decided to “surprise” me by redecorating my bedroom.
He gave me a really tall bunk bed… and a really low ceiling fan.
<dubious smiley>
Bastard.
[sub]psst She’s on to us…move on to plan #2[/sub]
OK …I’ll loosen that top step on the stairs
Suck it up, me-Bucko! I had a dream I was having sex with Britney Spears (as she appeared on SNL as “the butterchurner”) and you don’t hear me complaining!
A few weeks ago, I had a dream that my friend Mandi and I were involved in some complicated plot to get me the very handsome man I wanted. Then I walked into a room and found Mandi very seriously kissing my dream man!
I woke up so angry at her. I knew it was irrational, I knew she hadn’t really done it, but I thought she deserved a verbal ass-kicking at the very least.
Once I told her about it, she apologized profusely, and gave me permission to punch her in the face, should I dream about her again. I feel somewhat mollified, but at the same time, I’m still kinda mad. Totally insane and uncalled-for. But I can’t help it.
hmph!
Man, when I see him again, am I ever going to tell him off! The jerk!
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He redecorated without my permission and straight guys just do not have a sense of panache.
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It looked like a bargain-bin Ikea bunk bed.
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He was sneakily trying to kill me!
Death by ceiling fan??? That would’ve hurt!
:mad:
Hey, some guys tried to kill me in a dream I had last night! Is your friend medium build, with curly dark hair, wearing a black motorcycle jacket? If that’s him, please mention I didn’t appreciate being chased down a dark alley and smooshed against the dirty brick walls. It wasn’t the pain and death so much as the trite scenario. I mean, a dark alley? What am I, an extra on Buffy (not that I don’t love Buffy)?
You dreamt your friend tried to kill you? Your course of action is clear:
Pre-emptive strike, my friend.