I hate to do this. I really hate to do this. However, it seems I owe Diogenes the Cynic an apology. Blech.
I have been a jerk to him. This is partly because I feel he insulted the 80+% of the world population which I fall within, but that does not excuse my behavior.
Actually, I am not a jerk. I am a dick. Partly this is because I am under quite a lot of stress now, which no one on the dope would or should care about. This also does not excuse my actions in any way, shape, or form.
Therefore, Diogenes the Cynic, will you accept my apologies?
As much as I would like to graciously accept your apology I think I am forced to return it unopened. I believe you sent it to the wrong address. As far as I know, you have nothing to apologize to me for. Are you sure you didn’t confuse me with SentientMeat?