See post #60. You suck at reading threads.
I just want to eat crow and apologize to Left Hand of Dorkness.
In this thread I shouldn’t have said what I said about you.
Jim
Wow. How do you know Ol’ Gertie?
We have to apologise to people now? Man, that sucks.
Wow, I think the OP needs a hot cup of cocoa and some nice cookies more than I do today. You MUST be having a rough time of it. My sympathy.
It still made me laugh though. Thank you for that, Smiling Bandit 
The wonderfulness of all this is that, just when the humiliation had started to fade, and smiling bandit thought he could put it behind him…Oh, well. If it’s any consolation, **Hal Briston ** knows how you feel!
Sucks, don’t it?
Note to self: Don’t ever do a Google Images search for the word “suck” again.
In the summer, you can catch 12-packs of suck on sale.
Has anyone tried new Suck Zero? I was wondering whether it tasted less like ass than regular Diet Suck.
I thought they were trying out a new 30-pack cooler case of Cold Suck?
Hey! This reminds me…
Q: How do you insult a Vampire?
A: Tell him he doesn’t suck!
Bah. You kids don’t know nothing about suck. Ya got real suck at a drugstore at a suckfountain. The suckjerk would ask you what kind of suck you wanted and mix it right there in front of you. My friends all got cherrysucks or lemonsucks, but I always used to order a doublesuck. It was like a regular suck only with twice as much suck in it.
A two-liter suck often keeps me alert on long drives.
They have those at the 7-11 right? The Big Suck?
Say, isn’t that what’s gonna happen at the end of the Universe? You know, the Universe was created in the Big Blow, and it’s going to all collapse together in the Big Suck. Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?
Suck Crow? (send one…notice…catching little tune that invades your head.)
Man I must really suck. I don’t even remember submitting this to suckspotting!
I think smiling bandit ought to suck it up and change the User Name to sucking bendit
You had doublesuck? Luxury. We only wished we could suck. We had to pay the mill owner for leftover suck from the mill floor, and we thanked him for it. But if you tell that to kids today, they won’t believe you.
Actually, I prefer Slurm to Suck, it’s got a fresher taste!
You got your suck from a mill owner? Bah, we had to grind out suck ourselves with a metate and then cook it in a beehive oven fired by mastadon chips. You ever tried to cut pieces of charred suck with a flint chip? But we never complained, no sir, we sucked it right up.