I finally figured it out

If you post on the weekends, you’re not gonna get many responses. as kellibelli’s survey shows, most Dopers post from work.

What can I say, I’m blond.

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Hey, I resemble that remark!

– Another blonde

Most page-per-day desk calendars (like comic strips, quote-of-the-day, sports trivia, etc) have a combination Saturday / Sunday page.

Not so with Dilbert desk calendars. They know perfectly well the target audience is at the desk every time the sun comes up.

Is there a Straight Dope desk calendar? Would it have two columns every Monday, just to counteract the first Wall Street Journal of the week?

“You can’t tell me what sucks!” - Beavis, a true Objectivist

It is now Monday. Here’s your first workday reply. You may now resume your normal day.

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart