"Yes, he looked at me and said, ‘Doc,’ he said, 'Some time, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell ‘em to get out there and give it all they’ve got. And win just one for the Zipper. I don’t know where I’ll be then Doc, he said. But I won’t smell too good, that’s for sure.’ "
“Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?”
“Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”
“I’d like a first-class ticket to Chicago.”
“Will that be smoking, or non-smoking, sir?”
“Smoking, please.”
desk clerk hands him a ticket with smoke roiling from it
Sonny Bono at airport shop: “I’d like the Wall Street Journal, a Snickers bar, and a time bomb.”