I forced a friend to come here, too!

Although I doubt many of you even know who I am, everyone say hi to my secret lover, Kitti so she feels loved. <waves>

(and yes, I actually expect each and every person who reads this to say hi.)

Yes, I’ll formally introduce myself before you all say hello to me. <clears throat>

Hello! You can call me Kitti, if you like. I’m an Aries, and I enjoy long walks along the beach, moonlit dinners, and scented candles. My biggest turn-ons are men that have a shoe-fetish and Tostitos–the round spicy ones. I was blessed with five fingures on each hand, five toes on each foot, and an eternal need to contradict myself. I have no common sense, no sense of direction, and I fall a lot. I am addicted to TheraFlu…mmmm…

<curtsies>

Hola! How are ya Kitti? I have to say that I love your name. Get comfy, once you get here you’ll never leave.

Kitty

:doing my obligatory salute:

hullo…

33 views, and only 3 replies? >:|

I’m dissapointed.

disappointed, too.

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I feel obligated to post now. Hello.

Hi there. Enjoy yourself.

What? No party? I’m dissapointed in the lot of you.

Kitty

Should I try to look freakishly adorable so more people will post? <bats eyelases>

<bats *eyelashes as well>

Silly Kitti, well, you strip it might work.

Kitty

“forced a friend to come” “freakishly adorable” “strip”

Is this a party or what!

ROOOOOOOOO!

I’m here with a fistful of fivers.

Yo! Can I get a drink over here, or what?

:slight_smile:

<g>

No, really. Nice to meet you both.

Hi Kitty. Guess the “secret” is out of the bag now!:eek:

Hi there!

I’m pretty new around here my ownself, so I’ll just set this Chilkoot Pale Ale over here so people can help themselves, and veg for a bit.

After fighting the crowds Christmas shopping, I’m whacked.

Welcome!

Tisphone