You know my old Pit rant about the signs in the bathroom that say “In America, a woman is raped every 2 minutes.”? I just discovered an on-campus club that parodies announcements that are put up by every other club. Come next week, there’s also going to be signs in the can that say “Pee faster.” (For once, I hope no one else here attends my college.)
Oh yeah, this is also my 500th post. Do I qualify as a Doper yet?