. . . I dove in!
I AM AN OFFICIAL DOPER! 
Yes, I put up cuz I didn’t want to shut up. I am now one of you (I say with an evil giggle!).
Merry Chrismahaunakwanzfestivus to everyone! And to me with my new toy! 
Welcome to the Boards!
thank you!!
Beware the DHIBJD!
And the 1920’s style Death Rays.
And don’t go anywhere for twenty minutes. Not one time. And not in 1960.
I WIN! I BEAT YOU ALL TO IT!!
Welcome, PinkMarabou! smooch
Now just hold still for two minutes while we get Goatse and the calamari…
mmmmm . . . me loves me some calamari!
I brought my own cuffs, they’re lined with pink fuzz (aka - marabou).
I just have one question: is the goat in a good mood? :dubious:
I donno, but I’m sure we can arrange it. 
If it isn’t now it’ll soon be in a good mood.
Sadistic little feller, eh?
More properly, the 18"DHIBJD :eek: :eek:.
The goat says Hi!
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain…
Welcome!
(heh, heh, heh…)
Don’t forget the straw ! Since it’s Christmas make it one of those giant crazy straws.
PinkMarabou Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
Hullo! This is the gift that keeps on giving. Good investment. (:
::runs nekkid through thread::
[sub]Here’s hoping there aren’t (m)any broken ornaments on the floor…[/sub]
I brought cake and cookies (sorry, no pie). Holiday baking and all.
I’ve got some of those bendy straws, will those work?