I Give Up!

On The Daily Show a few days back, John Stewart introduced a new segment entitled “I Give Up!” The specific story he ran with was the inability of Congress to pass health care for first responders during 9-11. But the larger scope was the idea that there are certain news stories that are so ludicrous that they just cause you to throw up your hands and just start wondering if there really is any hope for this country.

So, I thought it would be fun (although it may end up in the pit) to just start a daily role call of stories that just make you say “I Give Up!”

My submission for the day: Einstein’s Theory of Relativity is Liberal Plot

Eutychus, sorry to be thick, but do you mean only current headlines? (I was thinking of the “Peace in our Time” headline with Chamberlain.

I’m pretty much looking for current things. Not a whole lot of us were around back then.

On a lighter note: Pop-tarts sushi. I give up. The world has gone to hell in an obese handbasket.

On an even lighter note:

Brothel fire fuelled by rubber materials.

What- did someone go a bit hard and the condom burned the place down?

I was expecting raw fish filling for a Pop-tart. Still, what it actually is is probably healthier than a lot of things people eat these days.

Eating soy gives you teh gay.