I got my hand down my pants

Brixton is very multiculteral. Also i’m not decrying the fact that the OP raises a valid point - I just think he said it like an asshole.

Sure – ever been to college (or, at least, a college dominated by Long Island frat boys)?

Besides, the original dick grabber, Al Bundy of Married With Children, was white. He spent half an hour every week on national television with his hand down his pants, while an audience full of white people cheered lustily.
Also: ccwaterback is obsessed with black cock! HA-HA!

The victoria line pretty much sucks, though, eh?

It happens a lot, though, around here, jumping on people without giving the benefit of the doubt…
Cheers.

My number one association for crotch grabbing is Eminem.

Maybe it’s a Detroit thing?

Am I being whooshed here? I can’t believe that a poster could be so stupid and stick around for 2000+ posts.

Also, on the off-chance that the OP has stumbled across an incredible social phenomonen, can someone confirm or deny the existence of Colin Powell Crotch Grabs? Do we have a rate for CPCGs per press conference?

Perhaps it’s a nerves thing? Did Powell grab his crotch more or less when presenting WMD info to the UN?

How about Condi? Does this thing afflict the black woman as well as the black man?

Racist!

:wink:

You sexist bastards! A woman can grab her crotch every bit as well as a man. There can be no true equality until women have the same groin-cupping opportunities as men!

Funny, I have seen rapper-type girls do this on MTV too, but not in real life. I think if a girl was approaching me, grabbing her crotch, I might just have to dip into my wallet. :slight_smile:

Well, other than during Super Bowl half-time broadcasts, eh?

Dude, MTV is to real life as The Weekly World News is to journalism.

OK, don’t insert the ALWAYS and ALL words in my posts. A footnote here, I very rarely use ALWAYS and ALL, if I leave it out of my descriptions of things, then I don’t mean ALWAYS and ALL. OK?

I haven’t been around NY Italian guys that much (a blessing?, sorry, I couldn’t help myself). So, indeed now that you mention it, I do remember NY Italian guys being depicted as dick-grabbers.

A lot of guys do this. I keep wanting to ask them if they are trying to count to eleven.

Every man I have ever dated, whether black or white, has done this in the privacy of his home. I thought that was pretty much universal. I guess it’s making it’s way into the street, but I have to say I have never seen it.

By the way, can anyone help me find the “What’s up with black guys?” thread? It was hilarious but all the words I can remember are too short to search. Shoulda bookmarked it.

ccwaterback I realise now your intent with the OP and have to say I agree that this ‘phenomona’ is pretty stupid. I also realise that your rant isn’t as racist as I first percieved but it is hard to distinguish how you meant to say it - online the written word can be inflected with all sorts of meaning by the reader, I just happened to percieve it as a gross generalisation that all black people are crotch grabbers when my experience is to the contrary.

No problem at all. I know anytime I open a pit thread I will suffer the slings and arrows from people that insert their own interpretation to my intent. It is indeed hard to tell tone of voice, and slant of eyebrow, in the written word.

This is a common practice when a bunch of guys get together (not in public) and they are grab-assing around being sarcastic, then it’s funny. Or like you say, when I guy is in the privacy of his own home. My point was guys that do it when they are in the company of total strangers. It’s like the first thing they do when they enter the room. Like, hello, let me introduce you to my dick.

Well, i’ve lived in the US for over three years, in a predominantly black city (Baltimore), and i can honestly say i’ve never seen a black man grabbing his crotch on the street.

And, as i don’t have MTV, i can’t comment on the prevalence of this sort of behaviour in the media.

Happy now?

Interesting, this could just be a regional phenomenon. I have lived in Chicago and now Florida, Chicago had it bad, FL not so bad, but it’s still prevalent. I don’t see older black guys doing this, unless it’s the natural package-shifting thing all guys seem do occasionally, it’s just the younger guys, college and high school mostly, but that doesn’t make it any less annoying. Perhaps it is just a passing fad, just young guys emulating their rap stars, we can only hope so.

He wants you.

The original pioneer crotch grabber was Michael Jackson, so clearly this isn’t something that just black people do.

Was Michael still black when he did it? Or already bleached and plasticized?