I know this joke may sound corny, but I think it’s great as hell! I don’t know the exact words, but here it is:
Drunk#1 and Drunk#2 are sitting at a bar.
Drunk#1 says to Drunk#2, "Hey, I heard that if you jump off this building, the wind is so strong, it will carry you right back up.
Drunk#2 replies, “That’s impossible! Prove it”!
So Drunk#1 goes to the side of the building, jumps, and magically the wind brought him right back up!
Drunk#2 amazed and says, “Wow let me try it”!
So Drunk#2 goes to the side of the building, jumps, and then SPLAT!"
Drunk#1 walks back into the bar with a silly grin on his face.
The Bartender looks at Drunk#1 and says, “Superman, you can be a really a**hole when you’re drunk!”
THE END! hehe!
