I hate bad dates.

[Cervaise]

@anu-la1979

Dating is easy, it’s finding someone you don’t want to stab with a spork that’s hard.

Yeah, well, what if you’re looking for someone who likes getting stabbed with a spork? That’s some tough criteria, I tell you whut.

[MaxTheVool]

@anu-la1979

How old are you Stranger? My friends are mostly in their late 20s and I do know a lot of doctors and scientists I could hook you up with. Sadly, they are all Indian and tiny with black hair. Also, there’s that whole husband-hunting thing…oh well, I’ll keep my eyes open for you.

Hang on… you know a lot of female doctors and scientists who live in California, are single, in their late 20’s, and are tiny with black hair?
So… do you take credit cards?

[Stranger_On_A_Train]

@MaxTheVool

Hang on… you know a lot of female doctors and scientists who live in California, are single, in their late 20’s, and are tiny with black hair?
So… do you take credit cards?

Hey! Dibs! I was here first! I tell ya’, some people. The nerve. The nerve!.

Heck, at least I might get to meet this anu-la1979 that all the cool kids keep going on about.

Stranger

[Leibowitz]

@EJsGirl

Damn- substitute a redhead in there and you’ve found the girl of my brother’s dreams. Of course, she also has to find Blazing Saddles hysterically funny.

I feel badly for him- he’s 35 with no girl prospects, but he is good looking, funny, well-educated, smart, strong family man and makes great money. Drawback- very dangerous job that he won’t be telling her much about, and he’ll be gone a lot. Seems to cut relationships pretty short…

Ohh, can I have him? I’d like that he was gone a lot and I am not unduly curious about his job. He’s a few years younger than I’d prefer, but what the hell, I am more Buckaroo Bonzai than Blazing Saddles so it’s all about the give and take.