I didn’t bring any refreshments. I thought it was a little tacky, kind of like throwing yourself a bridal shower or something. But I am registered at the Straight Dope gift shop–I don’t have one of those snazzy mugs yet! (What can I say, I’m cheap!) Of course, I would like to receive a moderator position as a gift but I guess I’ll just have to wait until my next party for that one!
Has anyone else ever made it to this many posts without actually having contributed anything of use to the boards?
“You don’t have insurance? Well, just have a seat and someone will be with you after you die.” --Yes, another quality sig custom created by Wally!
I’m almost to my 666th post, and I haven’t offered one iota (I’m assuming that’s how you spell ‘iota’) of useful information. I don’t think you’re alone, Evilbeth
Well, thanks, Babar! I’m not sure whether to be happy you visited my post party or mad because you usurped my authority of being the poster with the most pointless posts!
“You don’t have insurance? Well, just have a seat and someone will be with you after you die.” --Yes, another quality sig custom created by Wally!
evilbeth, congrats! I don’t know how useful any of my posts have been to anyone, but I have fun doing it. And, since you didn’t bring stuff to your party, I brought along plenty of sodas and my special nacho dip that I have to make for every large gathering anymore. Only 2 bags of nacho chips for dipping, so we may need some more soon. Here you are, everyone dig in!!
<if you like, let me know, I’ll post the recipe>
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
Evilbeth you slacker. Who has a party and expects the guests to furnish the food? sigh ok since it is Monday morning, no booze allowed, I’ll bring the bagels with honey walnut cream cheese.
** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Congrats evilbeth, sooner or later I will get my 500th post, then I’ll have a reason to gloat.
Hey purplebear, I’ll try that nacho dip of yours, as long as it doesn’t kill me or make me extremly sick. I hope you make it hot, so it has a two way burn to it!
I am joking of course, I have always enjoyed you cooking.
OOOOOOOOOO! I like my SPAM fried. Where’s the kitchen? Congrats evilbeth! Someone for us newbie’s to look up to and new goals to obtain. Now where’s you’re frying pan?
