I hate these threads too, but...

It is my 500th post!

I didn’t bring any refreshments. I thought it was a little tacky, kind of like throwing yourself a bridal shower or something. But I am registered at the Straight Dope gift shop–I don’t have one of those snazzy mugs yet! (What can I say, I’m cheap!) Of course, I would like to receive a moderator position as a gift but I guess I’ll just have to wait until my next party for that one!

Has anyone else ever made it to this many posts without actually having contributed anything of use to the boards?


“You don’t have insurance? Well, just have a seat and someone will be with you after you die.” --Yes, another quality sig custom created by Wally!

I’m almost to my 666th post, and I haven’t offered one iota (I’m assuming that’s how you spell ‘iota’) of useful information. I don’t think you’re alone, Evilbeth

Well, thanks, Babar! I’m not sure whether to be happy you visited my post party or mad because you usurped my authority of being the poster with the most pointless posts! :wink:


“You don’t have insurance? Well, just have a seat and someone will be with you after you die.” --Yes, another quality sig custom created by Wally!

C’est moi.


Voted Best Sport
And narrowly averted the despised moniker Smiley Master

“Avast and ahoy, landlubbers! Shore leave’s in August. Hide your women.” – A WallySig

Ok, you guys, cut it out! Let me enjoy the limelight for at least a little while!


“You don’t have insurance? Well, just have a seat and someone will be with you after you die.” --Yes, another quality sig custom created by Wally!

I’m sorry. I actually did make about 200 useful posts.

By the topic line, I thought this thread was about the recent contributions by some newbies in General Questions.

Congrabulations, evilbeth.


“We are here for this – to make mistakes and to correct ourselves, to withstand the blows and to hand them out.” Primo Levi

evilbeth, congrats! I don’t know how useful any of my posts have been to anyone, but I have fun doing it. And, since you didn’t bring stuff to your party, I brought along plenty of sodas and my special nacho dip that I have to make for every large gathering anymore. Only 2 bags of nacho chips for dipping, so we may need some more soon. Here you are, everyone dig in!!
<if you like, let me know, I’ll post the recipe>


You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.

That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>

Post, post!!


“You don’t have insurance? Well, just have a seat and someone will be with you after you die.” --Yes, another quality sig custom created by Wally!

Evilbeth you slacker. Who has a party and expects the guests to furnish the food? sigh ok since it is Monday morning, no booze allowed, I’ll bring the bagels with honey walnut cream cheese.


** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally

I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

Exactly–see my post in the “Procrastinator’s” thread!


“You don’t have insurance? Well, just have a seat and someone will be with you after you die.” --Yes, another quality sig custom created by Wally!

Hey, I love these threads. The self-aggrandizement, the pervasive cliquisms, the dirty jokes.

Ah, hell…if it wasn’t for these threads, I wouldn’t post at all.

QUIT LAUGHIN’ THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A BAD THING.


“You want to go to a school where you’d need a note to date me, but wouldn’t bat an eye if it were your brother?”

Congrats evilbeth, sooner or later I will get my 500th post, then I’ll have a reason to gloat.

Hey purplebear, I’ll try that nacho dip of yours, as long as it doesn’t kill me or make me extremly sick. I hope you make it hot, so it has a two way burn to it!
I am joking of course, I have always enjoyed you cooking. :slight_smile: :wink:

sorry, forgot my walley sig


Hand me that wrench. No, the one that looks like a hammer.
Sig Courtesy of Walley

A BIG HUG TO YOU! Now I can stop shouting. Keep posting 'cause we love 'ya. HYUK HYUK (how do you like my hillbilly speech?)

HUGS!
Sqrl


SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure

All right, no party is complete without a can of SPAM. Dig in, people!

And for those of you out there on a diet, I also brought SPAM lite. Spread it on a cracker, add a little mustard, and it will rock your world.

OOOOOOOOOO! I like my SPAM fried. Where’s the kitchen? Congrats evilbeth! Someone for us newbie’s to look up to and new goals to obtain. Now where’s you’re frying pan? :wink:

Uh, yeah. Me. And as you can see by my post count, I’m working really, really hard to continue not contributing anything of use. :slight_smile:

Now, where’s those nachos?


Cristi, Slayer of Peeps

I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.

(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)

Evilbeth, you are truly our margarine of evil.
Keep up the wonderful work! :slight_smile:

Evilbeth, you are truly our margarine of evil.
Keep up the wonderful work! :slight_smile:

(Oh, please, please, PLEASE don’t let this be a double post.)