Dammit all to hell…it is not possible to “drop by” the SDMB! How can I pick just one or two threads to read and respond to and then leave, huh? How the hell do you expect me to do that? And do you think I’ve got all fucking day to read them all? Huh, do ya, punk?
So give me my life back and fuck off!
Hrmph
stoid
No, I’m sorry, we can’t do that. Regulations, ya know.
Have a nice day.
I don’t understand. Is he trying to sell us something?
You…must…become…one…with…the…dope… hypnotic voice, waving a pendelum in front of face
snaps out of trance, startled
What?! I wasn’t doing anything! Honest!
Well, we hate you, too 
And i’m a girl, assbite!
Grrr. i don’t have TIME FOR THIS!!!
Now Stoid…
Are you annoyed?
Annoyed that some thing like a message board has become an abyssmally deep time sink in your life?
You can check in whenever you want,
But you can never leave
I remember…you tried…
raises hand
Oh, beatle, was that a rhetorical question? Oops.
Stoidela, you seem pretty intelligent and you’ve started some interesting discussions, but I must, must, must ask you to stop starting such lame Pit threads.
Resistance is futile, you must be assimilated.
So you can go back to your listed homepage?
Cute
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So you can go back to your listed homepage?
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It IS my homepage…I built it, I own it, I run it, and I’m proud of it. 
As for lame threads…well, maybe if I annoy you all sufficiently you will banish me or something and I can get on with my friggin’ life.
I really don’t understand how you people who come here from work get away with it…
Resistance is futile, you must be ass-laminated.
Lame? Stoidela? Ne’er shall the two meet!
Stoidela’s started some of the best Pit threads in existence! My goodness…we’re in the presence of pure fuckin’ genius here!
I suggest you seek out Stoid’s Pit posts from last summer-ish. That was fun readin’.
“Give me my life back?” Lady, I don’t have my life. If I did, I wouldn’t waste it hanging out with a fumble-fingers.
Now, you wonder, since you’ve dibbed me and I don’t have one, do I need to get two and give you one? Answer: no. I just hand you the Old Maid. My turn again. Lynn Bodoni, do you have my life?
now I can’t bitch and complain anymore. Now you’ve been nice to me! Hell, ya remembered me, even. I was sure that in the humongous expansion theSDMB had undergone in my absence, that I was long fogotten. I’m touched, I tell ya. <sniff>
I take it all back. I love you guys…no, really, I do. <sniff again for emphasis>
I’m re-reading the rule book here and it says, “must read and respond to all topics in all forums even if it takes you all day and night to do it and keep up with the new ones at the same time”. I swear that’s what it says. Seeeee look…right here>>>>>>>
Forget you? Who could forget you?! Who could forget “Legalize Everything!” or “Abortion for Men” or “Sex before Marriage: Mandatory”???
Or the bestest ever: I Flame You All!
Baby, you ain’t forgotten. You’re my fuckin’ hero.
I really boogered up those Eagles lyrics, didn’t I? Oh well, we’re glad to have you, Stoid, annoyed or otherwise.
[sub](I’ve heard you)[/sub]
Chris…yer chokin’ me up, here. I feel like some silent film star being honored in her old age or somethin’.
I was good, wasn’t I?
Thank you for remembering my glory days so fondly…
These young punks don’t know nuthin’. They wouldn’t know a good debate if it bit em. <grumble grumble>
::pulls teeth out, places in glass::