Actually it’s a Mail Tube.
But when I went into the post office to get one, and said to the clerk, “I need one of those big cardboard tubes to mail some photo prints in,” and he said, “Oh, you mean a mail tube,” and I immediately thought “male tube,” I couldn’t keep a straight face.
I barely made it out of the post office before busting a gut.
I’m so juvenile.
Only 38 inches? I feel sorry for you.
I have two Corvettes, a Hummer and a closet full of guns, so it’s all good.
i thought this was going to be about a 38 inch male tubeworm but im fairly sure tubeworms are hermaphroditic so that one doesnt quite work
You have a closetful of guns in Queens?
I thought there was a law against that. Just curious.
I was being fecetious.
But gun posession is perfectly legal in Queens, provided you go through all the bureaucratic nonsense.
Possibly the best misspelling moment ever! I think it should be a viable word from here on out on the SDMB, (though it doesn’t fit the coiner, who I am sure is a fine person):
Fecetious: adj., shit-like; or, a state of being, i.e., a shit
Wrkos fro em.