No, not attached to me.
And no, not giraffe’s pelvis.
A giraffe’s pelvis. The pelvis of a (former) giraffe. Presumably it was no longer required for it’s orginal purpose and so it has come into my posession. I don’t know what to do with it. It’s not really practical as a paperweight or for potting a hanging plant in. I’d considered hitching it up to my alpaca and using it to plow up the vegetable garden this spring, but the alpaca is moody sometimes. Insists he is a llama, which he isn’t. In any event, he has been recalcitrant when it comes to yoking up and earning his keep.
So I need some ideas. Assuming the plow function doesn’t pan out.