And I’m taking action!
Ya see, the chair I have at home in front of my computer was apparently built by someone who was severely challenged, measuring-wise. The screws that hold the front of the seat to the rest of the chair are about an inch too long… ordinarily not a problem, but if I slouch or sit anywhere outside my usual butt-print area, I get, um, screwed!
This just happened to me again, and I’m sick of it I tells ya!:mad:
I’m getting a screwdriver!
Um. I tried to think of something funny to say to this, but no go.
Sorry to hear about your butt.
That’s much better!
I backed the screws out about an inch; problem solved! If only all my problems could be solved so easily.
Bouncing up and down on my chair, pain free!
Don’t worry Dieter someone funnier than me will be along shortly, I’m sure…
So, the screwing is painful? Tell Astrogirl to use more lube on the strap-on.
Ya know, Astroboy, I’m taking this as a personal challenge to poke you in the butt, should we ever meet. So, you got any plans to visit Florida any time soon?!?
Hmmm… I had no plans to visit FL before… but maybe now…
Snickers, would you poke anyone in the butt who shows up on your doorstep? Or just Astroboy?
No reason. Just checking.
(Now I’m picturing FairyChatDad opening the door: “Honey! There’s three more of these freaks at the door! You wanna come poke their butts, or should I?”)
-Rue. (who would rather FairyChatDad did notpoke his butt)
poke
Well I have a son who likes to hide things so I have learned the poked way to always frisk the area before ploppin my butt on it. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER just sit down in my house:eek:
Well, Rue, I like to play fair, but I don’t go around poking just anyone in the butt. Those are unfounded rumors - there’s no proof! You can doctor pictures!!
But to answer your question [sub]yeah, I know why you were asking[/sub] I’d be honored to poke you in the butt if you ever came to visit me. Maybe that’ll become my trademark behavior - butt poking. Change my name to ButtPokin’Mom.
FCM/BPM, This is NOT something I want to read first thing in the morning. You just drive your little butt down I-4 right now (they finally fixed the sinkhole, so you should be safe) and clean this coffee off my monitor.
Sheesh, no one ever offers to poke my butt. Where do I sign up?
Last time this guy gets poked in the butt, too:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=120393]
Having met FairyChatDad, he’s more than welcome to poke my butt any day!
runs from FCM
jayjay
So you’re saying that Astrogirl should use some Astroglide?
Preee-cisely!
[Radio announcer’s voice]
Astroglide! Preferred lubricant of the 2004 Olympic Team!
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“Astroboy uses screwdriver to fix butt-poking problem.”
Why can’t that ever be in the comic books?
With a name like yours, I’m sure you’ll find out without too much difficulty.
It doesn’t have to be in the comics… it’s HERE!
And, screech, I’d poke you in the butt anytime… as long as Astrogirl isn’t looking, of course… she’ll smack me!:smack: (a new use for our newest smilie… imagine that she’s standing behind me examining my butt-poking wounds…)