I have decided to start a slap-on-demand service

[LouisB]

@Anaamika

Senior citizens should not be allowed discounts on frivolous items; the services of a slapbot are not vital to your life.

Might make it worth living, though.

[4d3fect]

@Thudlow_Boink

Or at least bots that administer a Boot To The Head.

Hah! Ti Kwan Leep FTW!!!

[Cabin_Fever_1]

@rachelellogram

…
Can I set up a weekly-recurring slap of the same person, to continue until their death in the indeterminate future? And do slapbots request or require tips?

@flatlined

This. I’m so up for this

Aww, and I thought you both loved me. Would 20 % be OK?

[Vita_Beata]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

I find this remark personally insulting. Eve is trying to make the world better, or at least help her individual clients; I am merely attempting to corrupt as many Dopers as possible and also recoup my investment on the slapbots.

:smack: Gaaah: I’ve messed up already .. no, don’t send in slapbots .. I’ll just budget for mandatory life coach classes.