Oh doper hive mind, what should I do to channel my impulse to destroy, burn, make really loud noises, steal, and fornicate?
I wanna stay out of jail and out of hail!
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Staying on your meds would probably be a good start, keeping up with the appropriate doctor(s) and adjusting as needed.
A regular paintball group lets you run around outside, let off steam, and shoot people.
Make really loud noises while fornicating.
Exert some self-control as most adults would.
I learned to run amuck with an apprentice program, I would suggest that you find one. It took several years to learn what amuck was and how to run one correctly.
Oh, you.
Exercise!
I was gonna say: RUN! Then fornicate. No harm, there.
Move indoors when it starts to hail. 
Start a band.
Get “Poor Impulse Control” tattooed on your forehead.
I did the first four items as a delinquent, up to about age 12. A few years later I started doing item #5, and never did the first four again.
I’d just stick with #5 for a while and see if that takes care of it. Please see the receptionist at the desk to take care of your co-pay.
Do the desructive impulses shoot out of the tips of your fingers? Because that would be super cool.
I’m going to be snickering over that off and on for the rest of the day. Classic.
Oh - he’ll regret that when he gets older!
It is a she which will make the future made-for-TV movie even better.
I suggest that Diamonds become a demolition expert to channel the impulses into something useful.
You think you’re funny but you’re not. How are you going to feel when you start passing people on the street with tattooed foreheads? Pretty damn smart? Eh?
Become a firefighter. Watch a house burn, then put out the fire, destroy the fuck out of what’s left with an axe (which makes a loud noise). Stealing you can do on your own time, and chicks love firefighters.
Backwards. That way you can remind yourself every time you look in a mirror.
Learn to channel your hate and murderous rage inward like a normal adult, slowly kill yourself over a decade with unsafe drug injection and alcoholism. Get with the program!