I Have, I Have Never

False and false.

I know a surgeon, and you do not.

I have not caught a sturgeon, and you have.

False and true.

I have a degree in library science and you do not.

I have not mastered any martial arts and you have.

True and false.

I own a tuxedo and you do not.

I have not worn a tie in over 8 years and you have.

True and true.

I have admired a beautiful woman while she wore a tuxedo, and you have not.

I have not worn a tuxedo in more than a decade, and you have.

True and false.
I have been to both Alaska and Australia and you have not.

I have never taken a bus to school and you have.

True and true.

I’m a memeber of the Mile High Club and you are not.

I have never piloted an airplane and you have.

True and false.

I know a pilot, and you don’t.

I never flew on the Concorde, and you did.

True and false (but my aunt did).

I have walked through Antelope Canyon and you have not.

I have never stopped liking a song and you have.

True and true.

I have referred to myself as a ‘nerd’ and you have not.

I have never ‘had my 15 minutes of fame’ and you have.

False and true.

I have had quadruple bypass surgery and you have not.

I have never re-gifted anything, but you have.

True and true

I have caught a snake by hand and you have not.

I have never slept overnight on a boat and you have.

False and false.
I have seen the Beach Boys in concert and you have not.

I have never driven a golf cart and you have.

False and false.

I have climbed to the top of St. Peter’s dome, and you have not.

I have never seen the Egyptian Pyramids and you have.

True and false.

I have earned a living umpiring softball and you have not.

I have never played on a softball league and you have.

True and false

I have made gluten-free, dairy-free mac and cheese and you have not.

I have never used a Keurig and you have.

True and true.

I watched a bit of both Dem debates this week, and you did not.

I haven’t decided yet who I’ll be supporting for President next year, and you have.

True and false.

I watched the Wizard of Oz every year on network television around Halloween and you did not.

I have never watched Mystery Science theater 3000 and you have.

True and false.

I have swum in the Colorado River (COLD!) and you have not.

I have never visited the Taj Mahal and you have.

True and true

I have eaten rabbit and you have not.

I have never changed a car’s oil and you have.

False and false.

I’ll be going to a parade tomorrow, and you will not.

I didn’t have pizza for dinner yesterday, and you did.