I Have, I Have Never

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281

True and false.

I have rowed a boat, and you have not.

I haven’t paddled a canoe, and you have.

282

False and false.

I have dogs, cats and birds buried in my back yard and you do not.

I don’t have a sister and you do.

283

True and true.

I have started a Straight Dope thread that had received more than 10,000 replies and you have not.

I have never had a crush on a teacher and you have.

284

True (looks like 7,593 replies is my personal best) and true (my fifth-grade math teacher, whose name I don’t now recall, but she was hawt).

I have posted more than 100 times in a SDMB thread, and you have not.

I do not have any coins in my pockets right now, and you do.

285

False and false.

I have planted a tree and you have not.

I have never chopped down a tree and you have.

286

False and true.

I have ridden a carousel this year and you have not.

I have never been stung by a bee in the first 5 decades of my life and you have.

287

True and true.

I have volunteered on a suicide hotline and you have not.

I have never worn a professional uniform and you have.

288

True and true.
I have to take prescription eye drops daily and you do not.

I have never ridden a horse and you have (guided pony rides do not count)

289

True and true.

I have administered chemo to cats and you have not.

I have never slept in a tent, and you have.

290

True and true.

I was active in the Boy Scouts, and you were not.

I know no transgender person, and you do.

291

Partly true and true
Partly true: Being female, I was never a Boy Scout, but when my son was one I did my share in some of the activities

I have been on TV more than once and you have not

I have never seen Breaking Bad and you have

292

Not sure and true (I was in a commercial that aired repeatedly, not sure if that counts)
I have had the same auto insurance carrier for more than 40 years and you have not.

I have never read a Harry Potter book and you have.
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293

True and false.

My in-laws are Muslim and yours are not.

I haven’t been to a live rock concert in 49 years and you have.

294

True and true.

I’ve been outside in a hurricane and you haven’t.

I’ve never been to a segregated school and you have.

295

False and true.

I have climbed active volcanoes and you have not.

I no longer have an appendix and you do.

296

True and true.

I have been electrocuted and you have not.

I have never had cable television and you have.

297

True and true.

I have been through the Suez Canal five times and you have not.

I have never set foot in Africa and you have.

298

True and false.

I have made homemade pierogi and you have not.

I have never worked in a restaurant and you have.

299

False (if kreplach count) and true.

I have made blueprints and you have not.

I have never performed in a marching band and you have.

300

False and false.

I have seen Hamilton live and you have not.

I have never been to Guam and you have.