I Have, I Have Never

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301

False and false.
I have kept every vinyl LP I’ve ever owned and you have not.

I have never punched someone or have been punched in the face and you have.

302

False and true.

I still own some “78” records and you don’t.

I have never driven on the Autobahn and you have.

303

True and false
I have called an ambulance for myself and you have not.

I have never seen a whale in person and you have.

304

True and true.

I have seen every Marvel Comics Universe movie, and you have not.

I have not seen a single episode of Breaking Bad, and you have.

305

True and false.

I have imitated Marvin the Martian, Droopy, Goofy, Mickey Mouse, Apu, and Grandpa Simpson convincingly and you have not.

I have never seen *Gone With the Wind *in its entirety and you have.

306

True and true

I have taken a marathon walk through five towns, and you have not.

I have never been on a motorcycle and you have.

307

True and true.

I have visited 25 towns in Southern France, and you have not.

I have never killed an animal larger than a goldfish, and you have.

308

True and true, both to my regret.

I have eaten peanut butter today, and you have not.

I have not petted a cat today, and you have.

309

False and true, at the same time.

I have built snow men (or women) and you have not.

I have never changed a diaper and you have.

310

False and true.
I have been to Iowa and you have not.

I have never owned a train set and you have.

311

True and true.

I have been to every Pride parade (or march) since 1971, and you have not.

I have not eaten spinach in the past week and you have.

312

True and true.

I have eaten seafood every day this week and you have not.

I have not bought any fireworks for the 4th and you have.

313

True and false.

I have grilled dinner this week and you have not.

I have never grilled corn on the cob and you have.

314

True and false.

I have seen fireworks in the past two weeks, and you have not.

I will not be marching in a parade tomorrow, and you will.

315

True and false.

I have been north of the Arctic Circle and you have not.

I have never been south of the Equator and you have.

316

True and true.

I have ridden a bike more than 50 miles without stopping and you have not.

I have never played craps in a casino and you have.

317

True and false.

I find casinos depressing, and you do not.

I don’t enjoy poker, and you do.

318

True and true.

I have played elephant polo, and you have not.

I have never been to Maine, and you have.

319

True and false.

I have eaten squid today and you have not.

I have never been further east than Vienna, and you have.

320

True and depends (is Australia east of Vienna?)
I have a cup of coffee within arm’s reach right now and you do not.

I have never lived in an apartment and you have.