I Have, I Have Never

True and true.
I have a C-Pap machine and you do not.

I have never eaten at Sonic and you have.

True and true.

I have been to France but not to Paris, and you have.

I have never been to Nice and the isle of Greece while I sipped champagne on a yacht, but you have.

True and false.

  1. I have been in the Rolls Royce showroom in Monaco, and you have not.

  2. I have never paid a woman for sex, and you have.

True and false.
I swam in a lake this weekend and you did not.

I have never attempted to ride a unicycle and you have.

False and true.

I was in Philadelphia this weekend, and you were not.

I have never been to Boise, and you have.

True and false.

I have been in the crown of the Statue of Liberty and you have not.

I have never seen Da Vinci’s “Last Supper” and you have.

True and false.

I have seen the ‘American Gothic’ painting in person and you have not.

I have never been to Mexico and you have.

True and false.

I have been to Frank Lloyd Wright’s “Fallingwater” and you have not.

I have never driven across the U.S. and you have.

Wow, a rare Double False.
I have received a package from Amazon today and you have not.

I have never broken a bone below my waist and you have.

False and true.

I have painted a self-portrait in oils, and you have not.

I didn’t leave the house at all today, and you did.

True and true.

I’m charging my cell phone as I type this, and you are not.

I have not eaten any solid food today, and you have.

True and true.

I have been treated to a colonoscopy in the last six months and you have not.

I have never intentionally kicked anyone in the groin and you have.

True and false.

I have complained to a local radio station and you have not.

I have never put snow tires on my car and you have.

True and false.
I have attended a work meeting today and you have not.

I have never seen the Baby Shark video and you have.

True and false.

I have seen an alligator to day and you have not.

I have never eaten hummus and you have.

True and true!

I like listening to audiobooks, and you do not.

I have not read all of Patrick O’Brian’s Aubrey-Maturin books, and you have.

False and false.

I have found a tombstone from the early 1800s in my back yard and you have not.

I have never flown Business Class and you have.

True and false.

I have dissected a sea cucumber and you have not

I have never eaten Cream of Wheat and you have.

False (unless eating them counts) and true.

I have walked across the Brooklyn Bridge and you have not.

I have never done underwater photography and you have.

True and false.
I own two digital SLR cameras and you do not.

I have never owned a pet bird and you have.