I Have, I Have Never

False and false.

I have shopped at Jewel and you have not.

I have never shopped at IKEA and you have.

False (but it’s been 30 years) and true.

I have lost a parent and you have not.

I have never been admitted to a hospital, and you have.

False and true(forty years ago).

I have attended more than twenty funerals and you have not.

I have never been outside the U.S. and you have.

True and false.

I have won a schoolwide spelling bee and you have not.

I have never competed in any amateur sport, and you have.

False and false.

I had been to the top of the World Trade Center, but you had not.

I have never been to a Japanese tea ceremony, but you have.

True and true (Empire State Building, yes, WTC, no)
I have danced in public within the past 6 months and you have not.

I have never had an MRI and you have.
mmm

True and true.

I have used a wheelchair and you have not.

I have never been in a fire and you have.

True and true

I regularly take the bus and you do not.

I’ve never driven a car and you have.

True and true.

I know how to diagram sentences and you don’t.

I have never changed the oil in my car and you have.

False and true.

I have seen a bald eagle in the wild and you haven’t.

I have never been out of North America and you have.

False and true.
I have run through a sprinkler this summer and you have not.

I have never had a migraine and you have.

False and true.

I have climbed to the top of London’s St. Paul’s Cathedral’s dome, and you have not.

I don’t have living parents, but you do.

True and false.
I own an Instant Pot and you do not.

I have never left a note on a stranger’s windshield and you have.
mmm

True and false.

I have sung “Feeling Groovy” while driving across the 59th Street Bridge, and you have not.

I have never been to Toronto and you have.

True and false.

I have seen Cats performed on stage, and you have not.

I have not seen Hamilton performed on stage, and you have.

True (although I have tickets to a Cats performance in September) and true.
I have eaten a burger this weekend and you have not.

I have never had a male teacher prior to 7th grade and you have.

False (it was a salmon burger) and true.

I have had sex in the woods and you have not.

I have not eaten a marshmallow in the past 30 years, and you have.

True and true.

I have grilled pizza outdoors and you have not.

I have never caught a fish with a hook and you have.

True (but I’m willing to give it a try) and true.

I have peed outside this this year and you have not.

I have never never had anything I’ve written published, and you have.

True and true.

I remember when new cars had fins and you don’t.

I have never been to Germany and you have.