I Have, I Have Never

False and false.

I have owned a power boat and you have not.

I have never ridden a surfboard and you have.

True and false.
I can name the 8th President of the United States and you cannot.

I have never attended a (non-college) school that was not named after a president and you have.

True and true.

I have Allen Ginsburg on cd and you do not.

I have never been to a Disney theme park and you have.

True and true

I have coulrophobia and you do not.

I have never taken a class in physics and you have.

True (I love clowns) and true.

I had been to Studio 54 and you had not.

I have never taken a Biology class and you have.

True and true.

I have broken my right arm twice, and you have not.

I have never found a beer that I thought was fit for human consumption, and you have.

True and true

I have surgery on both shoulders and you have not

I have never left North America and you have.

True and true.
I have done intermittent fasting and you have not.

I have never received flowers from someone and you have.

False and true.

I have walked across the George Washington Bridge and you have not.

I have never received a telegram, and you have.

True and false.
I have some Edison light bulbs in my home and you do not.

I have not played an audio CD within the past 6 months and you have.

False and true.

I have seen every episode of Farscape and you have not.

I have never seen any episode of Gunsmoke and you have.

True (don’t even know what it is) and true (but it’s been a long time)

I have been on a plane, boat and car today and you have not.

I have never seen a monkey in the wild, but you have.

True and false.

I have eaten turkey wings (actually turkey wing soup) today and you have not.

I have never snorkeled but you have.

True and true.
I can play a musical instrument with moderate skill and you cannot.

I have never seen any of the Star Wars movies other than the original 3 and you have.

False and false.

I have been to Stonehenge and you have not.

I have never texted while driving, but you have.

True and false

I have spit from a high precipice and you have not

I have never lost a smartphone and you have.

False and false.
I have more than two Amazon Echos in my house and you do not.

I have not watched an entire episode of SNL in the past 30 years and you have.

True and true

I got caught in the pouring rain this morning and you did not.

I have never eaten a whole lobster and you have.

True (it’s quite nice here today) and false (excluding the gross parts my father would eat)

I have caught salmon and cooked it up for dinner and you haven’t.

I have never hunted and you have.

True and false.

I have seen Monument Valley and you have not.

I have never used the vomit bag in an airplane and you have.