I Have, I Have Never

True and false.

I have set foot in Alaska and you have not

I have never been called the Space Cowboy and you have.

False and false.
I carry a pager for work and you do not.

I have never given a random homeless person food and you have.

True and true.

I wear bifocals when I work and you don’t.

I have never been to Ireland and you have.

True and false

I have lived in 9 states and you have not.

I have never watched an episode of “Survivor” and you have.

True and false.

I have fallen and couldn’t get up, and you haven’t.

I have never FLOWN between the U.S. and Canada and you have.

True and false.

I have ridden the NYC subway and you have not.

I have never attempted to play a banjo and you have.

False and true.

I have driven the Long Island Expressway (The World’s Longest Parking Lot) and you haven’t.

I have never had any body part pierced and you have.

True and true (one pierced ear)

I have had vegetarian meals at McDonald’s and you haven’t.

I have chugged a entire 2 liter bottle of diet soda in a half minute and you haven’t.

False and true.

I have eaten goat cheese and you haven’t.

I have not drunk buttermilk in the past year and you have.

False and false.

I have posted on FB today about Apollo 11’s 50th anniversary, and you have not.

I haven’t looked at the Moon today, and you have.

True and true.

I remember watching the moon landing live on tv and you don’t.

I have never been to Cape Canaveral (Cape Kennedy) and you have.

False and false

I once had 100-200 gall stones and you have not.

I do not have a granddaughter and you do.

True and false.

I have driven through the Lincoln Tunnel and you have not.

I have never driven a “muscle car” and you have.

False and false.
I have grilled fruit and you have not.

I have never encountered a skunk and you have.

True and true.

I have driven the “Road to Hana” on Maui and you have not.

I have never eaten at Sonic and you have.

True and true.

I get poison ivy through the air and you do not.

I have never been west of Las Vegas and you have.

True and True.

I have been to the Monterey Bay Aquarium and you have not.

I have never eaten more than 2 hot dogs at a sitting, and you have.

True and true

I’ve seen a World Series game in person and you have not.

I’ve never seen an Avengers movie and you have.

True and false.

I have had a Bar Mitzvah and you haven’t.

I’ve never seen a hockey game and you have.

True and true.
I have had avocado today and you have not.

I have never taken a vacation alone and you have.