I Have, I Have Never

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421

True and true.

I have stayed at the Wigwam Motel and you have not.

I have never been mugged and you have.

422

True and true

I’ve lost a cell phone and you have not.

I’ve never had an internal organ removed and you have.

423

True and true.

I have had a pet run away and never return, and you have not.

I have never been on the phone (or texted) while driving, but you have.

424

False and false.

I have seen Clyde Beatty tame lions at the circus, and you have not.

I have never taught a pet to do a trick, but you have.

425

True and false.

I have a yellow dog, and you do not.

I do not have a cat, and you do.

426

True and true.

I have been on a glass-bottom boat and you have not.

I have never honked that I liked something, and you have.

427

True and false.
I have at least 2 dental crowns and you do not.

I have never given a fellow motorist the finger and you have.

428

True and true.

I have dental implants and you don’t.

I have never been the cause of a motor accident and you have.

429

True and false.

I have ridden on a fire engine and you haven’t.

I have never been to court and you have.

430

True and true

I have a radical feminist lesbian for a sister and you don’t.

I haven’t had a sexual relationship in over 30 years, and you have.

431

True and true.

I took the trash out this morning and you didn’t.

I haven’t owned a dog in 40 years and you have.

432

True and true.

I mowed the lawn today and you did not.

I have never owned a cat and you have.

433

True and true.

I have raised dogs, cats, birds, turtles and praying mantises and you have not.

I never played Little League and you did.

434

True and true.
I skipped breakfast today and you did not.

I have never welded and you have.

435

True and false.

I have an orchid in bloom and you do not.

I haven’t had any coffee today (yet) and you have.

436

True and true.
I have watched someone take their last breath and you have not.

I have never been to a therapist/psychologist/psychiatrist and you have.

437

True and true

I have lived rent free and you have not.
I have never been in a fire and you have.

438

false and false.

I have been stung by a bumble bee and you have not.

I have never experienced a ‘residents are advised to boil their water’ warning and you have

439

False and true.

I have had my home burglarized and you haven’t.

I have never had an unneutered dog or cat and you have.

440

True (knocks wood) and true.

I can see a lake from where I sit, and you can’t.

I haven’t been swimming today, and you have.