I Have, I Have Never

False and false.

I ate an entire 12" Subway sandwich today, and you did not.

I haven’t washed dishes today, and you have.

True and false.

I just ate two uncooked, unbunned hot dogs, and you did not.

I have never seen Last Temptation or Passion of the Christ, and you have.

True and false.

I just cooked a huge pot of vegan stew and you did not.

I have never been to Australia and you have.

True and false

I have experienced ASMR and you have not

I have never purchased a calculator and you have

True (I had to google it) and true (for kids in high school)

I have had pet flying squirrels and you have not.

I have never been to a professional soccer game and you have.

True and false

I live in a rundown suburb of a major city, and you don’t.

I have not read through the new testament, and you have.

True and false.

While lying on my back, I have photographed the underside of Delicate Arch, and you have not.

I have not read Watership Down, and you have.

True and false. (Tried a couple of times, couldn’t get into it.)

I have cooked on a wood-fueled cookstove, and you have not.

I have never lived a significant length of time in a house that had a dishwasher, and you have.

False and true.

I have to go put on a suit and tie in about half an hour, and you do not.

I didn’t look in the Bible today, and you did.

True and false.

I actually read through the old testament, and you didn’t.

I never learned to swim, and you did.

False and True.

I have learned how to use the study keys in the Nestle-Aland 27th Edition of the Greek New Testament, and you have not.

I never learned Spanish, and you did.

True and true (but I’ve forgotten a lot).

I just spent over $300 in photography equipment, and you have not.

I have never been in a hot tub with another person, and you have.

True and false

I can recite the books of the bible, and you can’t.

I don’t believe in any gods, and you do.

True and false.

I have met more than 25 famous people, and you have not.

I have not played any sport since high school, and you have.

False and true

I have grafted fruit trees, and you have not.

I have not been off my own property for three days, and you have.

True and true.

I have been to Gettysburg, and you have not.

I have not read Moby-Dick, and you have.

True and True.

I’ve read Lord of the Rings three times, and you have not.

I have not read Cloud Atlas (yet), and you have.

False (I’ve read it way more than three times) and false.

I have a map collection and you do not

I have not accomplished a damned thing since yesterday and you have

False and true.

I have a collection of travel books and you do not.

I’ve never read Wuthering Heights and you have.

True and False

I have a collection of Pogo books and you do not.

I have never been to a state fair and you have.