I Have, I Have Never

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581

True and true.

I have been on hold today for over two hours and you have not.

I have not driven my car today and you have.

582

True and true.

I am going on vacation next week and you are not.

I have never personally known anyone nicknamed Rusty, Scooter, or Butch and you have.

583

True and false. I don’t even know a guy named Butch that owned a rusty scooter.

I think that was a good joke, and you don’t.

I don’t like Michael Bolton, and you do.

584

False and false.

I personally know a Skip, a Bud, and a Gus and you don’t know anyone with any of those nicknames.

I have never owned any type of skis and you have.

585

True (but I do know a Rusty) and false.

I have known someone who was morbidly obese and you have not.

I have never known a dog named Fido and you have.

586

False on both counts.

I have bumped a thread today, and you haven’t.

I have never been on the news, and you have.

587

True and True

I have canoed white water rivers and you have not

I have never been on a cruise and you have.

588

True and false.

I have won a spelling bee and you have not.

I have never been to Rome and you have.

589

False and false.

I have had an MRI and you have not.

I have never stomped grapes into wine and you have.

590

True and False. I used to help my grandfather crush grapes for wine, but not with our feet.

I have eaten a home-grown tomato today and you have not.

I have never been to Las Vegas and you have.

591

True on both counts.

I have two old computers and one old monitor in the house, and you don’t.

I have never learned to ride a unicycle, and you have.

592

False and false

I have scores of VHS tapes in my house and you don’t

I have never purchased a can of tuna and you have.

593

False and true.

I have two old Macs in my house and you don’t.

I have never been to a gym in the hast 10 years and you have.

594

True and true.

I have been to a school science fair this week and you have not.

I have never been in a school science fair myself and you have.

595

True and true.

I have walked to or from work in the middle of the night, and you have not.

I have never cleaned out my house’s gutters, and you have.

596

True and true.

I ate a quite yummy lemon-cream cookie today, and you did not.

I have not done any baking today, and you have.

597

True and true (chocolate chip cookies).

I have played D&D for over 40 years and you have not.

I have never played Runequest, and you have.

598

True (never) and false.

I have done online jigsaw puzzles and you have not.

I have never done an online crossword puzzle and you have.

599

True and false.

I really like playing Bananagrams, and you do not.

I have not driven more than an hour today, and you have.

600

True and false.

I had to call my county’s recycling department today to make a complaint, and you did not.

I have never hiked any part of the Appalachian Trail, and you have.